Jwoww vs. Kim Kardashian

[Meticode]

JWoww wins

@ the couple to the left behind her.

[rufuspaul]

jwoww has a garbage face. it's hideous. her voice is anoying and tbh, the only thing she has going for her are her fake tits...but even then...i'm not very attracted to fake tits.

Her legs and ass are pretty tight. You'd have to hit it from behind and have some loud music playing. When you're done slap her on the ass and say "now go clean up and make me a sandwich!". Then leave before she gets back.

[NY-Knicks]

Her legs and ass are pretty tight. You'd have to hit it from behind and have some loud music playing. When you're done slap her on the ass and say "now go clean up and make me a sandwich!". Then leave before she gets back.

Haha. If you hit it from the back Kim has an even bigger advantage.

[rufuspaul]

Haha. If you hit it from the back Kim has an even bigger advantage.

I'd be afraid that compressing her ass would result in a spring-back reaction that would send me flying across the room.

[NY-Knicks]

I'd be afraid that compressing her ass would result in a spring-back reaction that would send me flying across the room.

Meh, I'm too big too let that happen. It's probably like being hit by a linebacker. Maybe that's why she only dates guys of 200+ pounds.

[lilojmayo]

Jwoww my girl, she's a boss b&tch, but come on now it is not even close Kim K all the way.

I do say that with concern that she might give a terrible performance like the one in the Ray J video, that was disgraceful how bad she was.