Recall your first fap

[Hibachi!]

can't remember how old I was but it was definitely to a WWE entrance video for stacy kiebler or trish stratus in my N64 WWE video game

[Premeditated]

when you say fap does it have to be the first time you came or when you first jack off and was shooting blanks.

I first started when I was 9 years young to an Obsession scene(I think it was her).

speaking of her, any of you seen the one with her and that white chick Bobbi Bliss vs Mandingo and Shawn Michaels? Go to tubegalore and type that in. Greatest scene. Damn!! They suck the black off those d1cks.

[Meticode]

can't remember how old I was but it was definitely to a WWE entrance video for stacy kiebler or trish stratus in my N64 WWE video game

[ballup]

Let me sum it up for most of us.

Was watching porn. Watched the ending scene and imitated it. Stuff came out. Then fell asleep half naked.

[rufuspaul]

Please ruffy, share with us all.

1985+MTV

All you need to know.

And don't call me "ruffy".

[Harrison_Barnes]

Probably was like 14? Don't remember what I was watching though cause it was just some shit on cable.

[L.Kizzle]

LOL, the first time I "discovered" myself, was freakin crazy.


It was around 1999 or 2000 maybe, I was 12 or 13 (is that late for a first fap? ) I was a huge wrestling fan at that time and would go to those may wrestling rumor sites that would always have something about Stone Cold showing up on Nitro or the Rock vs DDP match on a WCW Thunder or something.


Ok, the site had to be Wrestling Pain or something, where they's had like the current chicks like Sable naked (of course you had to click.) Well, I found DDP's wife, Macho Man's chick Gorgeous George and a chick named Kristi Mist. They was butt naked, (and Kristie was engaging in sex acts.) This is the first time I had seen porn, so I quickly clicked off the site and wondered what I had seen.


But, I thought I was disgusted, I actually liked it, so a few days later, I'd find the website and look at some other stuff. Maybe, the next two weeks or so, my family was goin on an all day trip to 6 Flags AstroWorld or something ... perfect time to fake sick. We only had a family computer at that time in the living room, so it was a challenge for me to go to those sites. So I say "I don't feel good, I'm gonna stay home and rest up."


POW, about half a day of greatness once they left, I think y'all can figure out what I did for the rest of the day ... that's when I became a man.

[El Kabong]

Found my step-dads porno stash when I was 13. I was going through the cupboards for some reason and found a VHS tape hidden away at the back. Tape was marked Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom. "Holy shit, I love Indiana Jones" I thought to myself as I rushed to the VCR player. But alas, what I was to see was not Indy, rather it was a porno version of Fantasy Island. My curiosity was piqued however, and soon my disappointment in a non Indiana Jones movie was overcome by the growing sensation below my waist. Then I began to do what came naturally to me. Followed by me freaking out because I wasn't quite sure what had happened.

All I can say is thank god I didn't get to the part where the midget had sex because I don't think I could have handled that at 13 years old.

[El Kabong]

LOL, the first time I "discovered" myself, was freakin crazy.

It was around 1999 or 2000 maybe, I was 12 or 13 (is that late for a first fap? ) I was a huge wrestling fan at that time and would go to those may wrestling rumor sites that would always have something about Stone Cold showing up on Nitro or the Rock vs DDP match on a WCW Thunder or something.

Ok, the site had to be Wrestling Pain or something, where they's had like the current chicks like Sable naked (of course you had to click.) Well, I found DDP's wife, Macho Man's chick Gorgeous George and a chick named Kristi Mist. They was butt naked, (and Kristie was engaging in sex acts.) This is the first time I had seen porn, so I quickly clicked off the site and wondered what I had seen.

But, I thought I was disgusted, I actually liked it, so a few days later, I'd find the website and look at some other stuff. Maybe, the next two weeks or so, my family was goin on an all day trip to 6 Flags AstroWorld or something ... perfect time to fake sick. We only had a family computer at that time in the living room, so it was a challenge for me to go to those sites. So I say "I don't feel good, I'm gonna stay home and rest up."

POW, about half a day of greatness once they left, I think y'all can figure out what I did for the rest of the day ... that's when I became a man.

Interesting porno incident happened to me involving wrestling. It was around the early 2000's, I used to do Karate on Friday nights, the same night WWF Smackdown aired in Australia. Being a wrestling fan I did not want to miss a single episode, however my step dad hated wrestling, meaning I was unable to tape it as it aired so I was forced to tape the replay which was on at 2am and watch it the next day. So before I go to bed I head into the lounge room where I found my step-dad asleep on the couch. This is not an unusual occurrence, so I think nothing of it. So I set up the VCR, do the normal checks one would want to do before, check the tape is rewound, the timers are all set correctly. They are, fantastic I think to myself and head off to bed.

The next day I awake eagerly and rush to the lounge room to watch WWF Smackdown. Entertaining as usual, however todays episode is especially exciting as we are having a World Title match. Kurt Angle is defending the World Title against The Rock. Good stuff indeed. So after approximately 90 minutes, we reach the main event. We have the usual entrances, Rock comes down first, followed by Kurt Angle. We get to the WWF World Championship graphic when BAM the channel changes and what appears on my screen? A chick getting eaten out by another chick. My emotions are mixed. I'm quite enjoying the scene being played out before me, yet also disappointed as I wanted to see the Rock VS Kurt Angle. However, it is 10am on a Saturday morning and as a 15 year old these are not prime porno watching hours. So I leap up to the VCR and hit eject, and much like Gollum, I hug the tape to my chest and run off to my room to hide it under my bed.

After some investigation it turns out my step-father had ordered the porno channel on the cable TV, unbeknownst to my mother, who would soon later find out when she caught me copying mass amounts of tapes and giving them to my friends. Before the channel was cancelled, my parents went away for the weekend and I managed to achieve a solo personal best (6 times in 1 night), which to this day still stands. That was a pretty good weekend.

[wTFaMonkey]

LOL, the first time I "discovered" myself, was freakin crazy.


It was around 1999 or 2000 maybe, I was 12 or 13 (is that late for a first fap? ) I was a huge wrestling fan at that time and would go to those may wrestling rumor sites that would always have something about Stone Cold showing up on Nitro or the Rock vs DDP match on a WCW Thunder or something.


Ok, the site had to be Wrestling Pain or something, where they's had like the current chicks like Sable naked (of course you had to click.) Well, I found DDP's wife, Macho Man's chick Gorgeous George and a chick named Kristi Mist. They was butt naked, (and Kristie was engaging in sex acts.) This is the first time I had seen porn, so I quickly clicked off the site and wondered what I had seen.


But, I thought I was disgusted, I actually liked it, so a few days later, I'd find the website and look at some other stuff. Maybe, the next two weeks or so, my family was goin on an all day trip to 6 Flags AstroWorld or something ... perfect time to fake sick. We only had a family computer at that time in the living room, so it was a challenge for me to go to those sites. So I say "I don't feel good, I'm gonna stay home and rest up."


POW, about half a day of greatness once they left, I think y'all can figure out what I did for the rest of the day ... that's when I became a man.

damn dude. giving up six flags for a fap session!?!?

[joe]

No lie, maybe some of you had similar experience, but I had sex when I was like 8 years old, through maybe age 10. The girl was about the same age. Me and my cousin BOTH used to have sex with her. LOL. She was a real close family friend, her mom hung out with my mom, her sisters hung out with my aunts, etc. Not even just playing doctor either, but literally penetration. Whenever all 3 of us were together, we'd wait until it was safe (no adults potentially coming around) and my cousin and I would alternate banging her. lolll.

It's kind of insane to think about it now.

[Dwade305]

Unbelievable. My first time was also at a wrestling news website that had some random link were you can see b1tches.

This is some of the weirdest shit and Iam calling a conspiracy.

[takeittothehoop]

No lie, maybe some of you had similar experience, but I had sex when I was like 8 years old, through maybe age 10. The girl was about the same age. Me and my cousin BOTH used to have sex with her. LOL. She was a real close family friend, her mom hung out with my mom, her sisters hung out with my aunts, etc. Not even just playing doctor either, but literally penetration. Whenever all 3 of us were together, we'd wait until it was safe (no adults potentially coming around) and my cousin and I would alternate banging her. lolll.

It's kind of insane to think about it now.

[Myth]

I remember it like it was yesterday. It was to an internet picture of a shaved ape named Pony.

[Lebron23]