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    I don't remember my first fap but I remember my first ejaculation. Close enough I guess.

    Forget how old I was, maybe 13 or so but I remember enjoying a nice tight feeling around my guy so I basically tied a blanket around it. Then I'd occasionally tug on it or something but mostly just let it sit there. Looking back I realize how stupid this was but hey, I'm not ashamed! Anyway, one night I guess I got a little excited and I got this weird feeling come over me. It felt good but I also felt like I had to pee really badly. But every move I made it made it worse and I was fighting so hard not to explode! My plan was to calm down and relax and then try to untie the blanket but no luck. Every move I made on the blanket made it worse. I eventually kinda just sputtered out as I tried to stop ejaculating but to no avail. Needless to say, it was a pretty miserable fap.

    I will say its funny to think how freaked out I was at the time. I was like, wtf is happening. That feeling shall stay with me forever lol

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    Am I the only one who was 'producing' before double digit age? First time I did it was 7 and by the time I was 8 I stopped shooting blanks. Very little, but enough to make me very confused.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lebron23

    Recently it's been this for you right?




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    I watched porn since I was like 12.. but I didnt fap, First time I came I was lying in my bed and thinking about hot girls in my gym, I was 15 or 16, and I didn't fap, I just came without even touching it, but the next day I started fapping because I was so horny, first fap was to a video of 2 girls playing with a dildo, I have been trying to find that video on the Internet but I haven't found it...would be nice to remenescence. Have been fapping every day since then.

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    I was spanking my bare ass with a hairbrush in the diaper position, and I just couldn't hold it in anymore. I was 12 I think, shit got all over my face and clothes and my dads bed, I was like "oh shit, I gotta clean this up". My dad came home and he was like "why the hell are my bed sheets in the washer?"

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    some awesome responses so far,


    Quote Originally Posted by LilBTheBasedGod
    I was spanking my bare ass with a hairbrush in the diaper position, and I just couldn't hold it in anymore. I was 12 I think, shit got all over my face and clothes and my dads bed, I was like "oh shit, I gotta clean this up". My dad came home and he was like "why the hell are my bed sheets in the washer?"

    Quote Originally Posted by Myth
    I remember it like it was yesterday. It was to an internet picture of a shaved ape named Pony.

    Quote Originally Posted by GatorKid117
    I don't remember my first fap but I remember my first ejaculation. Close enough I guess.

    Forget how old I was, maybe 13 or so but I remember enjoying a nice tight feeling around my guy so I basically tied a blanket around it. Then I'd occasionally tug on it or something but mostly just let it sit there. Looking back I realize how stupid this was but hey, I'm not ashamed! Anyway, one night I guess I got a little excited and I got this weird feeling come over me. It felt good but I also felt like I had to pee really badly. But every move I made it made it worse and I was fighting so hard not to explode! My plan was to calm down and relax and then try to untie the blanket but no luck. Every move I made on the blanket made it worse. I eventually kinda just sputtered out as I tried to stop ejaculating but to no avail. Needless to say, it was a pretty miserable fap.

    I will say its funny to think how freaked out I was at the time. I was like, wtf is happening. That feeling shall stay with me forever lol






    Quote Originally Posted by Meticode
    I was 11 or 12, watching Power Rangers. I was laying on my stomach with my elbows on the bed watching TV. I start grinding my bed because the Pink Ranger Kimberly was on the TV. After a minute of grinding I get really tense and it feels good. I look down and I'm like, "Did I just piss myself or what?"

    this is remarkably similar to my own experience, i remember being freaked out by liquid and had no idea what had just happened for a while.

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    I know what FAP is related to but what is FAP....

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    Quote Originally Posted by takeittothehoop
    No offense, but i believe him. Why the **** would someone make something like that up? It's just more ****ed up than anything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LilBTheBasedGod
    I was spanking my bare ass with a hairbrush in the diaper position, and I just couldn't hold it in anymore. I was 12 I think, shit got all over my face and clothes and my dads bed, I was like "oh shit, I gotta clean this up". My dad came home and he was like "why the hell are my bed sheets in the washer?"
    The sad part about this is that 89% of it is true.

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    Weird. I stopped shooting blanks at 10-years-old. That's when I had my first growth spurt, growing from 4'9 to 5'6. All I remember is that I was watching a girl strip and freaked out when it happened. The smell was AWFUL too.

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    I was kinda old when I first fapped. Maybe early HS or middle school. I looked at porn but I never really understood the idea of ejaculation. One day I was looking at some porn and i started to get aroused but this time I decided I would touch myself. Well I like the feeling and out of nowhere I came and thought itwas the greatest feeling ever. I went to the bathroom cleaned myself up and I tried to go for round 2 lol. I was naive to say the least...........

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    Forgot to add that my first fap was side to side and not up and down. I don't even know how that worked

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    I grinded against the side of a door because it was a nice feeling. Then I felt like I pissed a little everytime. Went to the washroom one time after and realized.



    Yes, I humped a mothafucking door. What.




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    Haha, funny picture but wtf would i like about that?? my ***** might as well have been my finger at that age, no feeling at all.


    Quote Originally Posted by ProfessorMurder
    This thread.



    The first time I can remember was when I was 5 or 6. I was watching either I Dream of Jeanie or Bewitched on Nick at Nite. Moved a bit under the covers, thought it felt good, started touching it.

    First porn I saw was scrambled channel 99 in third grade. If you watched long enough the bars would move so you could see the porn, but in a distorted color. I'd wait for my mom to go to work and go to town. The first time I saw oral I thought, "Get the f*ck out?! You're allowed to do that?"

    First non scrambled porn I saw was a laserdisc in my dad's porn collection in 6th grade before basketball tryouts. I felt so dirty that I almost puked.

    Shot blanks until 7th grade...
    haaaa, i used to do that too.

    I used to feel guilty as hell after every fap, like someone else mentioned. In the beginning. I thought that I would only have a certain amount of semen. Plus, I was raised Catholic so sex was all sorts of never talked about it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wTFaMonkey
    damn dude. giving up six flags for a fap session!?!?
    Wasn't just any old FAP, it was my first time.

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