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    Default Lebron James & Ben Wallace Vs 1 Silverback Gorilla

    Who ya got?

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    Default Re: Lebron James & Ben Wallace Vs 1 Silverback Gorilla

    You can have 5 huge dudes and Im still taking the Silverback unless someone has a gun or long sword or a bomb or something

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    Default Re: Lebron James & Ben Wallace Vs 1 Silverback Gorilla

    Shaq.

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    Default Re: Lebron James & Ben Wallace Vs 1 Silverback Gorilla

    we still have the smarts on our side though. To make it fair we will give our dynamic duo one spear to help in their crusade.

    I think their best bet is to lure the silverback into a narrow gulley, with Ben Wallace standing at one end beating his chest. As the silverback pounces, Lebron uses his vert and speed from behind to pierce the gorilla just before its about to rip wallace in half.

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    Default Re: Lebron James & Ben Wallace Vs 1 Silverback Gorilla

    No weapons? The gorilla, you absolute moron.

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    Default Re: Lebron James & Ben Wallace Vs 1 Silverback Gorilla

    Quote Originally Posted by Crown&Coke
    You can have 5 huge dudes and Im still taking the Silverback unless someone has a gun or long sword or a bomb or something
    It would take a hell of a lot more than 5 huge dudes. Realistically... I'm not sure it can be done unless the humans are totally unconcerned with their own well being. In that case, however many it takes to just jump on top of each other to pin it to the ground and crush it to death while crushing themselves to death. Otherwise... the only way humans could ever do it in an open field with nothing around and no weapons would be to just have so many people that it simply ran out of energy.

    The thing could literally rip people's skulls out along with their spine. Good luck.

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    Default Re: Lebron James & Ben Wallace Vs 1 Silverback Gorilla

    Quote Originally Posted by Orlando Magic
    No weapons? The gorilla, you absolute moron.
    1 spear brah

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    Default Re: Lebron James & Ben Wallace Vs 1 Silverback Gorilla

    http://www.bballone.com/benw/images/benwallace_main.jpg


    honestly, doubt a silverback would have any chance against this guy

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    Default Re: Lebron James & Ben Wallace Vs 1 Silverback Gorilla

    Quote Originally Posted by theaussieguy
    http://www.bballone.com/benw/images/benwallace_main.jpg


    honestly, doubt a silverback would have any chance against this guy
    Then why create this thread?

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    Default Re: Lebron James & Ben Wallace Vs 1 Silverback Gorilla

    I would just put the gorilla in an armbar. Would be over

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    Default Re: Lebron James & Ben Wallace Vs 1 Silverback Gorilla

    Quote Originally Posted by d.bball.guy
    Then why create this thread?
    i said i doubt he couldn't, not that i was certain, learn some engrish please

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    Default Re: Lebron James & Ben Wallace Vs 1 Silverback Gorilla

    Quote Originally Posted by theaussieguy
    i said i doubt he couldn't, not that i was certain, learn some engrish please
    Sh*t. I'm nedd for stop redings Theoo postings.

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    Default Re: Lebron James & Ben Wallace Vs 1 Silverback Gorilla

    I'd take the Gorilla over the entire NBA. Noone is dumb enough to go in and get themselves killed distracting the Gorilla so everyone else can pile on top of it. It would rip people limb from limb.

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    Default Re: Lebron James & Ben Wallace Vs 1 Silverback Gorilla

    there is no way those two would be stupid enough to fight a gorilla barehanded

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    Default Re: Lebron James & Ben Wallace Vs 1 Silverback Gorilla

    This is what the strength of a chimp can do to a human:
    - http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/1..._n_354001.html
    - http://connect.in.com/chimp-attack/p...l#image_button

    Now imagine what a gorilla could do.

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