Ever Hooked Up W/ A girl off Craigslist?

[pete's montreux]

When is your mothers autobiography coming out?

I think you're trying to make the joke that my mother is actually a hooker, but I'm not sure.

[TrueGreenFan]

I think you're trying to make the joke that my mother is actually a hooker, but I'm not sure.

Really? Really? Realllllllllllly???

[Dolphin]

Is she in your rotation now? If I pay $230 to mash, I'm damn sure gonna make sure I can get some again.

Oh I don't see why not.

[pete's montreux]

Really? Really? Realllllllllllly???

I understand if that post scares you. Reading about hookers is a foreign concept to you. There was nothing you could say or do but try to diffuse the situation by attempting a joke. You seem like a baby.

[pete's montreux]

Never used craiglist to find escorts but a buddy of mine showed me something he does for kicks on backpage.com

He finds escorts that aren't really familiar with the area and are traveling and he tells them to send pics of their ta ta's so he will know that they're real. You'd be amazed how many women oblige, and how many of those don't look anything like their pictures.

Professional hookers aren't quick to do something like that or give out info because they know the consequences. They are very paranoid. I had another buddy who was about to book a fake hotel in Vegas to try to lure this hooker in. Good times

thats mean and hilarious at the same time

[NuggetsFan]

I meant outcalls actually. I've never really used CraigsList really. I've worked with some real low-life scumbags before so I've got a few girls through word of mouth. Been doing this for about...two years I think.

I tried CraigsList once and like everyone says, 90% of the pictures are fake and you end up getting some methed out crackwhore. Which was exactly what happened to me.

In the end I stick to the same 3-4 girls and rotate as I see fit.

You actually pay for sex? Not even trying to a douche. How does that even work? Do you just straight up get to the dirty or do you drum up some small talk?

What about BJ's? Do you wrap your tool when getting head from a hooker? In any normal situation obviously you wouldn't .. but with a hooker? Not sure I'd want a girl who get's f*cked for a living sucking my dick unprotected.

[Dionysus]

You actually pay for sex? Not even trying to a douche. How does that even work? Do you just straight up get to the dirty or do you drum up some small talk?

What about BJ's? Do you wrap your tool when getting head from a hooker? In any normal situation obviously you wouldn't .. but with a hooker? Not sure I'd want a girl who get's f*cked for a living sucking my dick unprotected.

I do, it's fun love.

No cheap small talk, No going to a wretched boring movie, no dinner, no listening to problems, will get more than a kiss on the cheek goodnight.

[pete's montreux]

You actually pay for sex? Not even trying to a douche. How does that even work? Do you just straight up get to the dirty or do you drum up some small talk?

What about BJ's? Do you wrap your tool when getting head from a hooker? In any normal situation obviously you wouldn't .. but with a hooker? Not sure I'd want a girl who get's f*cked for a living sucking my dick unprotected.

Yes I do. Well it depends on who the girl is. If It's some crackwhore from Craigslist, you double bag it and nothing is really ever said. If It's someone you've been seeing for a while, then yeah, you strike up a conversation, but I'm not there to talk. Just be courteous, don't be an ass. As long as you're nice and respectful, everything is cool.

The good ones don't advertise. Like I said, they have an established client base of returning customers. You call, they say if they're free, that they're willing to take a date, they say when to come over, never earlier than that because you don't want to see another dude, It's just awkward. I always ask when her last date was because I'm not gonna bang some broad who just got railed by a 19 inch african dong. I have multiple girls I see so if one just had a date, I keep calling until I find one who is having a slow day.

always a bag when they're giving head, and not on your request, ALWAYS theirs

these girls are just as protective as their customers

[NuggetsFan]

Yes I do. Well it depends on who the girl is. If It's some crackwhore from Craigslist, you double bag it and nothing is really ever said. If It's someone you've been seeing for a while, then yeah, you strike up a conversation, but I'm not there to talk.

The good ones don't advertise. Like I said, they have an established client base of returning customers. You call, they say if they're free, that they're willing to take a date, they say when to come over, never earlier than that because you don't want to see another dude, It's just awkward. I always ask when her last date was because I'm not gonna bang some broad who just got railed by a 19 inch african dong. I have multiple girls I see so if one just had a date, I keep calling until I find one who is having a slow day.

always a bag when they're giving head, and not on your request, ALWAYS theirs

these girls are just as protective as their customers

That's wild. I honestly have never really thought about a hooker before and don't even have a buddy who's been there(well atleast brang it up).

How awkward was the first time? Ever met one that was actually a decent person?

[pete's montreux]

That's wild. I honestly have never really thought about a hooker before and don't even have a buddy who's been there(well atleast brang it up).

How awkward was the first time? Ever met one that was actually a decent person?

Actually all of the girls I see are normal girls. That's the difference between hookers and prostitutes to me. Hookers are gross, prostitutes are trying to make a living. I won't really get into much detail, but they're very nice people.

My first time wasn't so bad. I called and said I got her information from a friend and that he recommended her. She asked who the friend was, hung up with me and called the guy to make sure I was legit and called me back. Told me when she was free, I came-over, exchanged pleasantries, she knew right away it was my first time. Told me to relax, she asked me what I liked, offered a few "package deals", I paid and that was pretty much that. 30 minutes later I'm on my way home.

There's really nothing to it. You just need to find a girl you like.

[pete's montreux]

No. I only recently started messing with Craigslist. Seems I missed the boat on all the adult stuff, for shame. I would really like to find a decent hooker on the internet, just for the experience if anything. But when I go on there it's just a bunch of BBW looking for "good guys." They should change that acronym to just "BW", because rarely are those women actually beautiful.

Listen, just because you're fat doesn't mean you get to automatically lay claim to the BBW acronym. You aren't beautiful. You would be ugly even if you weren't a gigantic lard ass.

You don't have any lowlife friends who can ask around for you? backpage and other sites like that are such a shot in the dark, i really wouldn't recommend them for n00bs

[ALBballer]

Speaking of paying for sex. Does anyone ever feel that paying for a hotel room to bang a chick is basically like paying for a hooker?

I was staying at my buddies place Friday night. Got back from the bars, but started talking to this girl. Decided to meet her at the Hilton around 6 am (ya.....). Got a room. Banged. Left around 10 am. $230 later.......the money isn't a problem. The principle might be. Not decided yet. Should there be any principles involved if you can afford it?

The Hilton is a quality joint. I've heard some hotels do 3-5 hour. I would imagine that would be sleezy and would go against your "principles."

Oh ye, if you paid for her drinks you should add that to your $230 figure. Just saying brah.

[DropStep]

Tsss Tsss if you looking for a girl you should go to Craigolaslist or sumpthing.

[Myth]

Never used craiglist to find escorts but a buddy of mine showed me something he does for kicks on backpage.com

He finds escorts that aren't really familiar with the area and are traveling and he tells them to send pics of their ta ta's so he will know that they're real. You'd be amazed how many women oblige, and how many of those don't look anything like their pictures.

Professional hookers aren't quick to do something like that or give out info because they know the consequences. They are very paranoid. I had another buddy who was about to book a fake hotel in Vegas to try to lure this hooker in. Good times

You just gave me a brilliant idea of how to mess with hookers. You contact 2 hookers. To each hooker, you provide the name of the other hooker as if you are her. If they ask for you to send a picture proving you are real, you just ask the other hooker to send you a picture to prove she is real so you can forward the picture. For example, one hooker says "send a picture of you winking" and you ask the other hooker to send a picture of her "winking" so you can forward it. Then you have the 2 hookers meet and hilarity ensues as they "agree on a price" and have sex without the understanding of who is paying who. If you play it just right, you make sure their meeting location is somewhere where you can spy on them so you can see some nice live action without paying for it.

[Lakerlove420]

You just gave me a brilliant idea of how to mess with hookers. You contact 2 hookers. To each hooker, you provide the name of the other hooker as if you are her. If they ask for you to send a picture proving you are real, you just ask the other hooker to send you a picture to prove she is real so you can forward the picture. For example, one hooker says "send a picture of you winking" and you ask the other hooker to send a picture of her "winking" so you can forward it. Then you have the 2 hookers meet and hilarity ensues as they "agree on a price" and have sex without the understanding of who is paying who. If you play it just right, you make sure their meeting location is somewhere where you can spy on them so you can see some nice live action without paying for it.