What's your bball movie all-star team?

[L.Kizzle]

Bernard King from fast beak.
No love for Juwanna Mann.

[pete's montreux]

But you do know it's about the real life ABA/NBA merger right? He shouldn't be included by your rules.

I said real story, not real league. If I did say that, literally 98% of the players listed so far wouldn't be eligible. NBA players? Nope...NCAA? Nope, high school sports? Nope.

The one I bolded is based on A REAL PERSON who actually LIVES today. Why are you being so selective? Why haven't you included the players listed who were portrayed as playing in the NBA or the NCAA?

I hate to break this to you, but the Flint Michigan Tropics were not a real team, and Downtown Funky Stuff Malone was not a real person.

That was supposed to be a fun thread, you c*cksucker.

[Done_And_Done]

PG- Snipes from White Man Cant Jump


SG-The girl from Space Jam that stuffs the shit out of Barkley 'Be gone wannabe.. be gone'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iv1lbtd9uU

SF-Air Bud



PF-Jackie Moon



C-Chief from Cuckoo's Nest[I know it wasn't a basketball movie but that guy was huge]



6th Man- Timo Cruz

Take your greasy paws off my point guard. And how you gunna station him at the samll forward spot. How do you expect Bud to defend Lebrons and Pippens of the league??? Common now

[tpols]

Take your greasy paws off my point guard. And how you gunna station him at the samll forward spot. How do you expect Bud to defend Lebrons and Pippens of the league??? Common now

Air Bud isn't a good ball handler bro.. He's best used as a shooter and finisher with his patented nose tip ins. He's got the hops and speed to guard lebron too.

[Done_And_Done]

As a special weapon to strike anger in the opposition, I'm taking Edward Norton from American History X as my controversial 6th man... F*UCK YALL

[pete's montreux]

I'm liking the obscure players. Chief and Norton = boss

[tpols]

As a special weapon to striker anger in the opposition, I'm taking Edward Norton from American History X as my controversial 6th man... F*UCK YALL

Nice Forgot about him.

[Done_And_Done]

Air Bud isn't a good ball handler bro.. He's best used as a shooter and finisher with his patented nose tip ins. He's got the hops and speed to guard lebron too.

Keep telling yourself that coach. Keep telling yourself that

lol

[pete's montreux]

In a controversial move never seen before in the ISH league all-stars, the New Hampshire Serial Rapists cut Billy Hoyle and sign Sandy "raindrop" Lyle

[pete's montreux]

i have a highly complex team

[Done_And_Done]

With my sleeper pick at the power forward position... The (Still haven't decided on a team name yet) are very pleased to select from the Red Hook district in New York... Precious

[Done_And_Done]

In a controversial move never seen before in the ISH league all-stars, the New Hampshire Serial Rapists cut Billy Hoyle and sign Sandy "raindrop" Lyle

Nice...

I'm liking the off season wheelin and dealin transactions. Excellent choice for your team name as well...

[Done_And_Done]

Gotta hunt me down a solid Center now...

Hmmmmmph

[Fuhqueue]

Anyone looking to fill out their bench could do MUCH worse than drafting young Will Smith. He's a true all-rounder who can handle the ball, score, defend, and is the focus of Bel Air Academy's "Pass it to Will" offense.

He impressed greatly in workouts, even in scrimmage with Hall of Famers:



And if you are looking for sharpshooting bench guys, consider Coop and Remer from the Milwaukee Beers.



I'm not going to lie, they aren't the greatest athletes, but they will wet any open look they get. Unless their defender has conceived of a uniquely disgusting way to put them off their stroke.

[dwight20-20]

a draft would be interesting. but there might not be enough players.