Why does everyone look at their poop on the toilet paper after wiping?

[Unstoppabull]

And OP how do you know that everyone checks?

You stalker...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmMmuf5p0W4

[L.Kizzle]

At first I was like "the **** is this thread?" Then I was like "well...I do do that."

Haha do do.

[InspiredLebowski]

Haha do do.

I was getting worried my witty high brow punnage would go unnoticed

[JustinJDW]

Yeah I wipe standing up. How the hell do you wipe sitting down? Isn't that what girls do?

[-playmaker-]

don't know why I avoided this thread so long...it is full of hilarious immaturity

[clipps]

I normally look at the used toilet paper to see if I gotta keep wiping. Nothing more annoying than an itchy butt hole. Although, every now and then, I don't wipe it all. Either I forget, or I'm in a hurry, or I get tired of the never-ending wiping so I remedy that at the end of the night with my special loofa. I shower with 2 loofas color coordinated. One for my body and balls and one strictly for my ass crack. My roomate in tech school learned that the hard way. Anyone drop a really long turd and then stared at it to see how big it was? I definitely do. Anyone ever diahrreaed in a toilet and intentionally not flush just to see people's reaction? I've done that once or twice.

[Marv_Albert]

Yeah. I actually thought I had a hemorrhage there at first and I was panicking.

More reason to hate is that after you're done, the inside of your ass hurts like f[COLOR="Black"]u[/COLOR]ck.

Bro this is the truth, i hate having the shits and going for about 7 in one days shits like sandpaper

[lilbill]

What are those toilet's called that shower your as@ ??

It's called a bidet.

[Lakerlove420]

Also I piss and poop at the same time sometimes. It sucks when I forget to point my dick downwards and then I end up peeing in my pants partially But it's all good.

sorry for this bro but I will tell you something that my Dad told me when I was really pretty young.. and I mentioned that.. he told me
"when you get older and your dick gets bigger you don't have to worry about that"
I shouldn't have to explain further but I'll just say that it will hang more downward and not outward... just sayin ..

[COLOR="White"]man that's rough[/COLOR]

uh.. hello...^^^this is FUNNY .....(no? am I crazy?
I guess not funny since I had to say so

Nobody had anything to say about this..huh?
I thought it was hilarious (true as well

I guess most of you are still pissing on your pants while peeing shitting down.
Because I don't see how it's possible this was not funny if you've ever been there
and are seeing it from either of our perspectives.. hmm

[mlh1981]

This is one of those threads where I hope there is noone else around me while I'm reading it.

[brownmamba00]

This is one of those threads where I hope there is noone else around me while I'm reading it.

[Jackass18]

To see if the output matches the effort.

[LBJ 23]

To check for some worms