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    Default Re: What's the point of Handjobs

    Quote Originally Posted by The Macho Man
    The important part is you're letting everyone know how you're gettin' your nut.


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    Default Re: What's the point of Handjobs

    Quote Originally Posted by blablabla
    So I was at a bar yesterday and hooked up with a drunk chick. We went to the back room and she offered me a HJ, of course i tried to talk her into a BJ, she didn't want to and ended up leaving because she got pissed(see what i did there).
    I mean why the hell would I want a Handjob i could do that myself too

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    Default Re: What's the point of Handjobs

    Quote Originally Posted by LA_Showtime
    Get her to touch your dick and then worry about getting a blowjob. Most chicks won't hesitate once they're comfortable.
    This.

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    Default Re: What's the point of Handjobs

    Quote Originally Posted by blablabla
    but why have a girl jerk you off when she can just suck your johnson
    it's basically the same thing for her
    She had **** warts on her mouth from all the other BJ's she gave in that restroom and felt sorry for you and didnt want you to get those warts on your pecker.

    I say you go there and thank this woman from having **** warts on your pipe.

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    Default Re: What's the point of Handjobs

    ban this fakkit

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    Default Re: What's the point of Handjobs

    I find sort of like trying to tickle yourself. You can't really. Jerking it is a bit different because you can still get yourself off, but to me it feels way better when it's an unfamiliar female's hand, not my own. And then of course it could lead to a BJ.

    Try sitting on your hand until it goes numb then jerking yourself off. I call it "The Stranger", [COLOR="White"]and so does Dave Chappelle.[/COLOR]

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    Default Re: What's the point of Handjobs

    Quote Originally Posted by blablabla
    So I was at a bar yesterday and hooked up with a drunk chick. We went to the back room and she offered me a HJ, of course i tried to talk her into a BJ, she didn't want to and ended up leaving because she got pissed(see what i did there).
    I mean why the hell would I want a Handjob i could do that myself too
    You just gotta put your hand on the back of her head and lead her down there. lol

    -Smak

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    Default Re: What's the point of Handjobs

    Quote Originally Posted by ProfessorMurder
    I'm just taking a wild guess here... The point of a hand job is having a chick touch your dick.



    I may be in the minority here but I've always found having a chick look you in the eyes while talking dirty and pumping your cock to be somewhat of a turn on.

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    Default Re: What's the point of Handjobs

    Quote Originally Posted by rufuspaul



    I may be in the minority here but I've always found having a chick look you in the eyes while talking dirty and pumping your cock to be somewhat of a turn on.
    Got hard from reading this

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    Default Re: What's the point of Handjobs

    I'm not a huge fan of the HJs myself either.


    But OP should have went for it regardless, because if he has any game at all he could have gotten himself an upgrade anyway.

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    Default Re: What's the point of Handjobs

    Quote Originally Posted by StateProperty
    Got hard from reading this
    Now imagine if rufas was a chick ...fck restroom break!

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    Default Re: What's the point of Handjobs

    Quote Originally Posted by L.Kizzle
    Now imagine if rufas was a chick ...fck restroom break!
    Forget a chick. He's got that dentists touch!

    Don't forget all the hot toys he can bring with him either...

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    Default Re: What's the point of Handjobs

    After one chick vomited on my dck I'm trying to avoid that. I'm satisfied with HJ now.

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    Default Re: What's the point of Handjobs

    Quote Originally Posted by LJJ
    Forget a chick. He's got that dentists touch!

    Don't forget all the hot toys he can bring with him either...


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    Default Re: What's the point of Handjobs

    Quote Originally Posted by LEFT4DEAD
    After one chick vomited on my dck I'm trying to avoid that. I'm satisfied with HJ now.
    Dude wash your d*ck.

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