Why do I love JaVale McGee? Let me count the ways.
1. He Is Health Conscious
2. He Has A Cartoon Alter-Ego Named Pierre Whom He Inserts Into Photos
3. He Has Terrible Taste In Movies
4. He Has Surprisingly Great Taste In TV
5. He Doesn't Understand The Seriousness Of Flooding
6. He Asks The Serious Questions
7. He Thinks It's A Shame How Gangsta Is Mom Is
8. He Has A DJ Roomba
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9. He Is Very Observant
10. He Has Profound Views On The World