finally got a good looking girl back to my place

[RaininTwos]

who you talking to GOBB?

[boozehound]

i was laughing the whole way through, it at least makes me feel comfortable to comment on it instead of staying frustratingly silent the whole time. and sure that's a giant turnoff for her but f*ck it if i'm not happy why should she be

edit: eh **** that the guilt is too much

eat that ***** and make her ***. whisky dick is a weakass excuse.

[RaininTwos]

booze, you cant just go around eating random puss!

[boozehound]

booze, you cant just go around eating random puss!

watch me

[boozehound]

also, 'donksy, I do feel for you. Got a chance to impress a new chick and you cant get it up? Suckass.

Also, I have never understood the whole "whisky"dick. I get really drunk on the regular, but have never had an issue getting it up. Getting off? sure, but not getting it up. Maybe it was nerves. Dont blame that beautiful whisky.

[GOBB]

who you talking to GOBB?

You. Didnt quote your post.

[RaininTwos]

You. Didnt quote your post.

she gave me dome, joaquin just died on me bro

like nothing was working.

[-p.tiddy-]

order some viagra...I'm not kidding

it's nothing to be ashamed of, anyone that has sex on a regular comes up short every now and then. Next time have your pills ready, if there is a next time.


every porn star you see today is juiced to hell on viagra...it completely changed the porn industry

[GOBB]

also, 'donksy, I do feel for you. Got a chance to impress a new chick and you cant get it up? Suckass.

Also, I have never understood the whole "whisky"dick. I get really drunk on the regular, but have never had an issue getting it up. Getting off? sure, but not getting it up. Maybe it was nerves. Dont blame that beautiful whisky.

Yeah seriously getting off when hammered is my issue. I dont know the time but I want to say 2 hours of boning and didnt bust a nut. I f*cked so long and hard every muscle in my body was sore the next morning. Not to mention I was still drunk. I was so messed up I went to the kitchen ass naked to get water and I woke up on the floor next to the kitchen table. With blue balls.

[Dolphin]

I've only failed to get up once while not on drugs. I was only 3-4 drinks in too.

And ya, at one point she did ask if I was a virgin (maybe gay too. Can't remember lol)...then later she was on top and she asked if she should moan so my friend and her friend (we picked them up at a bar) would think we were getting it on. I got her to blow me outside in the parking lot of her friend's complex, but that didn't even excite me enough to stay hard.

Will never know why that night happened. Wasn't sad about anything, wasn't cheating on a girl (guilt), wasn't taking medication, etc.

Get out of the washroom and she's gone. Buddy comes out with other girl and she asks where her friend is and I had to say she left...buddy gave me the "wtf do you mean she left?" look.....ya didn't want to talk about it. lol

[GOBB]

she gave me dome, joaquin just died on me bro

like nothing was working.

joaquin, that sucks!

[GOBB]

I've only failed to get up once while not on drugs. I was only 3-4 drinks in too.

And ya, at one point she did ask if I was a virgin (maybe gay too. Can't remember lol)...then later she was on top and she asked if she should moan so my friend and her friend (we picked them up at a bar) would think we were getting it on. I got her to blow me outside in the parking lot of her friend's complex, but that didn't even excite me enough to stay hard.

Will never know why that night happened. Wasn't sad about anything, wasn't cheating on a girl (guilt), wasn't taking medication, etc.

Get out of the washroom and she's gone. Buddy comes out with other girl and she asks where her friend is and I had to say she left...buddy gave me the "wtf do you mean she left?" look.....ya didn't want to talk about it. lol

She comes up from going down on you to see the deer in headlights look.

[RaininTwos]

joaquin, that sucks!

joaquin>>>>>> than all other names you've heard or imagined

he just hit his rookie wall, that's all this is(i hope). he's gotta hall of fame career ahead of him.

[Dasher]

joaquin>>>>>> than all other names you've heard or imagined

he just hit his rookie wall, that's all this is(i hope). he's gotta hall of fame career ahead of him.

The Tyrannosaurus Sex: The Tyrant Wang is easily the greatest dick name of all time.

[RaininTwos]

The Tyrannosaurus Sex: The Tyrant Wang is easily the greatest dick name of all time.

too cinematic, makes you seem like a douchey hipster