Good comebacks to "

[blablabla]

what did you say, turtle dikk

[magictricked]

Bully dude: "F*** you!"

You: "do you think we have time?"

[Lebron23]

You look like dunksby.

[SourPatchKids]

You look like dunksby.

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

You don't really have to say a comeback for f*ck you.

A simple unaffected glance a cocky smirk and a staredown with a bit of contempt and yawn will do... like you're amused.

Later.. you start the offense/aggression.

If he tries to intimidate you in any way, shaep or form, he revealed his fears.
If he discusses/rants about shit he hates about others, you can damn well be sure he hates those qualities within him.

[ace23]

Just whip your dick out and say "Ready" in an excited voice.

Winner

[NotYetGreat]

You don't really have to say a comeback for f*ck you.

A simple unaffected glance a cocky smirk and a staredown with a bit of contempt and yawn will do... like you're amused.

Later.. you start the offense/aggression.

If he tries to intimidate you in any way, shaep or form, he revealed his fears.
If he discusses/rants about shit he hates about others, you can damn well be sure he hates those qualities within him.

Knowledge dropped by J$.

If it turns out he's Bladers though, you can just say "I don't think one minute is enough."

[macmac]

Just tell him, u have the penls of a 5 year old

[OmniStrife]

A punch to the face.

[Eat Like A Bosh]

Depends on what happened before. If it's just a friendly f you, then I would just joke around and be like, "You'd like that won't you?"

If it's some random person who did it for no apparant reason, give them a cold staredown like this:


Then pop em in the face.

Alternatively, post his facebook page here.

[Lebron23]

Punch him in the mouth.

[MetsPackers]

I believe the best response would be:

"Shut the fu[COLOR="black"]c[/COLOR]k up, fa[COLOR="Black"]g[/COLOR]got"

But if you're looking for clever responses, then I can't help you

[Godzuki]

just say "your momz a whore". its simple and most importantly such a low blow reply thats sort of uncalled for from "**** u", they can't really sink much lower after that between random stranger name calling.