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[SourPatchKids]

dont overthink it....


she sits next to you right?

just walk in and say hey, how are you doing today.

she will answer however she wants, and then you reply with a comment about your day, and then make a funny comment about something goofy your teacher does. (she will instantly relate and laugh)

i can't tell you anymore because the practice converstaion never goes how you played but those lines i gave you are a guarentee.

Alrightee can't be that much harder to actually do this than just saying it in my head.

[SourPatchKids]

You n!ggas have iPads in school?

[LBJMVP]

Alrightee can't be that much harder to actually do this than just saying it in my head.

the first two lines are a easy.

"hey, how are you doin today."

"im good, you"

"(say how your day is or whatever and then figure out something goofy your teacher does and ask her if she notices it)

she will laugh and agree



the rest is up to you.

[Batz]

What should it be about? Her? me? The teacher/ the class?
or a joke about school in general

I can't say. We can't say. We can't tell you what to say, we can just help you in areas such as on what to do. It's up to you really. Class/Teacher are the easy target. Don't ever make fun of her, don't ever make fun of her.

Repeat it. Type it out three times, and say it out loud ten times just so you don't screw this up. You don't ever make fun of her.

[SourPatchKids]

Expectations:

"hey, how are you doin today."

"im good, you"

"(say how your day is or whatever and then figure out something goofy your teacher does and ask her if she notices it)

she will laugh and agree

Reality:
*awkward moment before I finally make eye contact*
"hey, how are you doing today?"
*awkward pause*
Her playing with her hair absentmindedly: "Oh, uh hi what's up?
me:" Nothing much"
she cuts me off before I get to ask about her:" Haha okay."

[Batz]

My note method is flawless if you make her laugh on the first note.


But then you'll have to talk to her sooner or later. Which.. I guess... good luck.

[LBJMVP]

Expectations:

"hey, how are you doin today."

"im good, you"

"(say how your day is or whatever and then figure out something goofy your teacher does and ask her if she notices it)

she will laugh and agree

Reality:
*awkward moment before I finally make eye contact*
"hey, how are you doing today?"
*awkward pause*
Her playing with her hair absentmindedly: "Oh, uh hi what's up?
me:" Nothing much"
she cuts me off before I get to ask about her:" Haha okay."

if thats how you think you will act then no one can help you.


you just walk up and and sit next to her and say, hey, how are you today.

she has to answer, if she doesn't answer then its game over.

if she does then she will 100% ask how you are, and just F*ckin tell her how you are.

"im doin pretty good (slight pause) hey, have you ever noticed .......(find somthing about your teacher, make sure its good... the way he talk, but do a good impersonation. somthing he wears everyday. some weird twitch he has, somthing).........about our teacher

[SourPatchKids]

The good thing is that in her eyes, I'm more attractive than 95% of the class. Which isn't saying much because the class is filled with super smart little Indian kids. But Today she came in late, took one look at the desks available, and sat down next to me. Unfortunately, we barely even talked. Hard work just to make it to the eye contact phase.

[LBJMVP]

My note method is flawless if you make her laugh on the first note.


But then you'll have to talk to her sooner or later. Which.. I guess... good luck.

yup, it really is easy to start the conversation...




just find a way to get a good laugh.... not a, i can't believe this guy just say that laugh, but a good laugh

[SourPatchKids]

if thats how you think you will act then no one can help you.


you just walk up and and sit next to her and say, hey, how are you today.

she has to answer, if she doesn't answer then its game over.

if she does then she will 100% ask how you are, and just F*ckin tell her how you are.

"im doin pretty good (slight pause) hey, have you ever noticed .......(find somthing about your teacher, make sure its good... the way he talk, but do a good impersonation. somthing he wears everyday. some weird twitch he has, somthing).........about our teacher

Alright ƒuck it, I'm going to do exactly this in Bio class tommorow.


One more question Oh Great Poon Sensei: What's the best way to compliment a girl? Her hair, her perfume, her clothes, her eyes, or other?

[Batz]

Alright **** it, I'm going to do exactly this in Bio class tommorow.


One more question Oh Great Poon Sensei: What's the best way to compliment a girl? Her hair, her perfume, her clothes, her eyes, or other?

Scent. Always the scent. Not in a creepy way!

Hair is weird, clothes will give her the wrong impression, you compliment the eyes when you're flirting.

[SourPatchKids]

Scent. Always the scent. Not in a creepy way!

Hair is weird, clothes will give her the wrong impression, you compliment the eyes when you're flirting.

She has a faint smell of apples and lemons. Not super strong cheap perfume some girls wear. It might even be her shampoo because it's not very noticeable but it is extremely pleasant.

[Batz]

She has a faint smell of apples and lemons. Not super strong cheap perfume some girls wear. It might even be her shampoo because it's not very noticeable but it is extremely pleasant.

Yeah see if you say that, that is creepy.

[LBJMVP]

[QUOTE=SourPatchKids]Alright

[LBJMVP]

She has a faint smell of apples and lemons. Not super strong cheap perfume some girls wear. It might even be her shampoo because it's not very noticeable but it is extremely pleasant.

just think about saying

"hey, you smell like apples and lemons"

to a girl.

just doesn't work.