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    Quote Originally Posted by inclinerator
    i doubt 3 grown men could take on a chimp
    2 men and a dinosaur. It's clear who's gonna win.

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    Quote Originally Posted by inclinerator
    i doubt 3 grown men could take on a chimp
    I bet they could. Especially 3 elite athletes.

    This is 1 chimp vs. an average sized man. I realize that the chimp isn't biting and tearing, but 3 giant dudes could subdue, and beat a chimp.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeJce4ydwXk

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    Quote Originally Posted by shady6121
    It depends on the situation. I mean you could use Chris Bosh as bait/distraction and then have Wade go for a rear naked choke, while Lebron uses his weight to hold the Chimp down. After the Chimp is too exhausted to fight back or even unconscious, LeBron or Wade can finish the Chimp off by breaking its neck.
    Or kick the shit out of it. 3 k-1 kickboxing/muay thai champions vs. a chimp.

    I got my money on the kick boxers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tikay0
    Or kick the shit out of it. 3 k-1 kickboxing/muay thai champions vs. a chimp.

    I got my money on the kick boxers.
    these guys play basketball doe

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    Buakaw vs Chimpanzee:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gloGY3UDZDo

    Buakaw all day

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    id take lebron. most animals that are known to devour humans actually dont have the balls to devour humans, its just those few that actually do. chimpanzee vs lebron, lebron sock him in the face a few times and the chimp would get scared and back off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by inclinerator
    these guys play basketball doe
    Yeah, but their gigantic human beings. We're not talking about your average men. Lebron is arguably one of the greatest athletes of this time. Wade is built like a Greek God (no homo). Bosh has the physical traits of an actual Veloceraptor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Figlo
    Buakaw vs Chimpanzee:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gloGY3UDZDo

    Buakaw all day
    3 Buakaw's vs. a chimp.

    Chimp going night night.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tikay0
    Yeah, but their gigantic human beings. We're not talking about your average men. Lebron is arguably one of the greatest athletes of this time. Wade is built like a Greek God (no homo). Bosh has the physical traits of an actual Veloceraptor.
    There was a monk who was very well trained in martial arts. He took 10 years of extra training to take up on a bear. The fight lasted 3 seconds, the bear tore the guy apart.

    True story.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tikay0
    Yeah, but their gigantic human beings. We're not talking about your average men. Lebron is arguably one of the greatest athletes of this time. Wade is built like a Greek God (no homo). Bosh has the physical traits of an actual Veloceraptor.


    u know raptors are tiny in RL?

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    Quote Originally Posted by elementally morale
    There was a monk who was very well trained in martial arts. He took 10 years of extra training to take up on a bear. The fight lasted 3 seconds, the bear tore the guy apart.

    True story.
    Hmmmmmmmm.........


    A bear, or a chimp??? Now which animal are we not talking about at all???

    And I'm not saying, Lebron alone could beat a chimp. I'm saying 3 giant athletes could probably beat a chimp.

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    Quote Originally Posted by theaussieguy


    u know raptors are tiny in RL?
    I meant the ones from Jurrasic Park.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tikay0
    Hmmmmmmmm.........


    A bear, or a chimp??? Now which animal are we not talking about at all???

    And I'm not saying, Lebron alone could beat a chimp. I'm saying 3 giant athletes could probably beat a chimp.
    Being huge is rarely enough if the other one is good at fighting. LeBron is huge but not Godzilla huge. A chimp is much stronger. I started my training in martial arts more than 15 years ago. I'm not scared of huge, strong but untrained athletes. Actually, I'm not really scared of *somewhat* trained foes either.

    I would never ever fight a wild animal. Yes, I *could* win. If I'm lucky. And if I am not, I'm dead on the spot.

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    I'm pretty sure 3 grown men could take down a chimpanzee.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dictator
    I'm pretty sure 3 grown men could take down a chimpanzee.
    These 3 athletes don't stand a chance against a professional human fighter. They wouldn' last 15 seconds altogether. Against an angry chimp? Forget about it.

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