Brand New Grand Theft Auto 5 Gameplay

[Jameerthefear]

I've been playing Grand Theft Auto since I was like 10? You're still not allowed to play? Those are some strict parents btw how old are you?

15. My parents let me play like Battlefield 3 and stuff like that, but once they see "sexual content" on the rating they get upset. Weird how killing people is less taboo then sex.

[mateoboz]

When GTA IV came out, I had just moved into an apartment and didn't have cable. So when I'd get home from work late at night, I'd want to blaze up before I started playing. So I'd turn the game on, have Niko turn on the TV, and sit and watch the in-game TV while I smoked. But inevitably I'd get lost in watching it and wind up watching it for hours. Good times!


Pibwasser
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOsBKjrSjaI

Love-Meet.net
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpQUtTgzFsw

Gold Diggers Of Liberty City
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74eTm818KV0

America's Next Top Hooker
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Vi87YGx7R0

Michael Graves vs. John Hunter
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CY4WhgOhRHc

A History Of Liberty City
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tBoz9ep0qk

I'm Rich!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSzetr88TK8

[LongLiveTheKing]

15. My parents let me play like Battlefield 3 and stuff like that, but once they see "sexual content" on the rating they get upset. Weird how killing people is less taboo then sex.

Oh I understand. Well hope you get to play.

[Jameerthefear]

When GTA IV came out, I had just moved into an apartment and didn't have cable. So when I'd get home from work late at night, I'd want to blaze up before I started playing. So I'd turn the game on, have Niko turn on the TV, and sit and watch the in-game TV while I smoked. But inevitably I'd get lost in watching it and wind up watching it for hours. Good times!


Pibwasser
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOsBKjrSjaI

Love-Meet.net
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpQUtTgzFsw

Gold Diggers Of Liberty City
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74eTm818KV0

America's Next Top Hooker
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Vi87YGx7R0

Michael Graves vs. John Hunter
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CY4WhgOhRHc

A History Of Liberty City
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tBoz9ep0qk

I'm Rich!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSzetr88TK8

I wish I had the money to get the other games

[BuGzBuNNy]

If you haven't played any of them, I would seriously suggest buying the Trilogy pack and playing through GTA III, Vice City and San Andreas first. They are all great games, but as a die-hard GTA fan, even I will admit that they're really hard to play through after playing GTA IV. So much about the shooting mechanics, driving, car damage is different that, even though I dearly love each of them, they're hard to go back and play now. But as someone who's never played any of them, you'll probably love them. And then GTA V will blow your mind!

GTA San Andreas is definitely the most beloved of the series. All are great though

[chosen_one6]

I wish I had the money to get the other games

A PS2 or Xbox with the GTA trilogy will cost you around $75 on the internet. I'm just guesstimating though.

[Solidape]

Eh...it's a long, complicated story.

The easiest, quickest way to put it is I was the Store Manager for the Papa Murphy's Take 'N' Bake Pizza in Wasilla. Good job, easy, lots of responsibility, good hours, nice wage. I was offered the position over the two females who had worked there for a couple of years. Didn't take long before my relationship with both of them soured in a MAJOR way. It got to the point where it was horrible going to work everyday. I endured it for a few months before I called the owner and was basically like, "Look...these bitches need to go." But she wouldn't let me fire them. She instructed me to make things as unpleasant for them as possible so that they would quit, instead of being fired, this way she could get out of paying the taxes in case they filed for unemployment. Which is illegal. And bullshit considering as I understand it, she pays those taxes anyway. Whatever. It was a mess. The war is on.

During my time as manager, my best friend of the last 8 years showed up at my work, had just left her abusive boyfriend for the millionth time, with his 3 month old baby, and said lets get a place together. I did it, no problem. She is very particular and high maintenance. Plus there is a baby. So all of my money is going to her and the baby, which I have no problem with. She used to be a drug addict, but she was clean, going to treatment. She was doing great. After about 5 months, she decides she wants to go to hair school. I have known her for a long time, this is unheard of. I happily oblige and pay her tuition. Buy a car. Everything is going great at home.

But at work, it's a daily fight. And the owner leaves me in limbo. I worked at this particular Papa Murphy's with the two females for a short time about a year before I became manager. During that time, I had a big falling out with my friend that I'm currently living with, and I was close with one of those girls at work. I talked and confided with the girl at work and told her all about the other girl and what was going on at the time. So now this girl at work who I'm enemies with has all this dirt on the chick I live with...

It started the same week me and that girl moved in together. When the girl I worked with found out, I guess she got jealous. It's the only thing I can think that makes any sense. But I was off on a Tuesday when the owners husband came in to bring paychecks, and this bitch pulls him aside and says to him, "You know, I think it's real suspicious that money has been turning up missing ever since he took over." We had been short on the tills and bottom safe for awhile, but I couldn't figure out why. I looked at cameras but couldn't see anything. It could have been an error with the WSR program, all I know is my weekly deposits were never short. And I know I wasn't taking the money. I made good money, had everything I needed. Plus I would count and handle all the cash in clear view of the camera. It wasn't me. I found out what she said from someone who had overheard her when I came to work on Thursday. I confronted her, and all she kept saying was, "Well you moved in with her!" And I was saying, "Hey! HEY! What does that have to do with you telling the owners husband that I STOLE MONEY?!" All she would talk about in her defense was me moving in with that girl.

So I called the owner and told her that I knew what had been said and I told her that if she believed it, to tell me now, and I would give her my resignation right now, because I don't need this shit. I'll go find another job and be done with it. She assured me that if she thought there was any merit to what this girl said, that I wouldn't be managing her store. So I said, "What now?" Because at this point, this bitch needs to go. The owner won't let me fire her. She won't fire her. I'm stuck. Unless I quit, but I need the job. And I felt if I left, that I would lose. And I don't lose.

But then suddenly, something very strange happened. The next time I saw the owner in person, about a week later, she took me aside and told me that she was thinking of quitting her other job, she drove full time for UPS, and coming and working in my store full time. That spelled certain doom for me. Why would she need a manager and to pay me so much if she was out here? It was still a couple of months from happening, and it wasn't a sure thing. In those couple of months I cracked the whip and did everything in my power to show her that the store was fine, I didn't need her, I had everything under control. But it didn't matter. She came anyway. And when she got here, she didn't talk to me. It was really weird. We always had a great rapport. She was talking to the two bitches who hated me all quiet all the time. Something was up.

About a week went by and me and the owner hadn't talked. In the mean time, since she had arrived, my hours had been slashed. I went from working about 60 hours a week to 30. Then after a week, she approached me and said we needed to talk. She said she couldn't afford to pay me what I had been making. I was making $15 an hour. She wanted to cut me to $10, but she didn't feel that was fair. We agreed on $12. In my head I'm starting to know I'm ****ed. Between rent, bills, the baby, car, the girls schooling, there is no way I can stay afloat. But it wasn't just my pay and hours that got cut. All of my responsibilities are taken. She changes the computer password behind my back. She makes all the freight orders. She makes the schedule. She starts hiring new people. All of which she can do, it's her store, but why does she need me? I'm literally in the back washing dishes. It's so awkward and uncomfortable.

One of the new people she hires just so happens to go to the same hair school as my roommate. I had told people I worked with that she was going to this school, I was proud of her. My friend was always telling me how she was quiet at the school because she wanted to fit in with everyone and she certainly didn't want anyone to know about her past drug issues and such. As soon as this bitch at work realizes that this new girl goes to school with my friend, she starts running her mouth to her. Remember, she had dirt on her from the year before from me. This new girl goes back to the school and starts telling other people about my friend.

I come home one night and my friend is saying that the girls at her school are acting strange, being rude to her. I think that's weird, but don't really put it together because she can be a huge bitch and I'm thinking she's not telling me the whole story or something. In the mean time, tensions are rising because it looks like we're not going to have rent on the first. I'm making half of what I was making and we were barely getting by with all the bills. She's threatening to leave. I really don't want her to. I've fallen in love with the baby by this point, and I've of course been in love with this girl for over 7 years. If they leave, I'll be devastated.

Finally, I'm at work one day and I get a call from my friend. I answer and she is going ballistic. She's accusing me of saying all kinds of ****ed up shit about her. These bitches at my work said all kinds of ****ed up shit to the girl that goes to school with her. Some of it is completely made up, some of it is based on real shit, but completely twisted and exaggerated. But that stuff has a twinge of truth to it, so there's no credibility in my denials to her. She feels completely betrayed. Won't listen to me. Cusses me the **** out. Grabs her shit and the babies shit and leaves. Drops out of her hair school. Goes back, with the baby, to her psycho ex. And it's all my fault. At least in her eyes. We've known each other since 1998 and our relationship is ruined over all this shit.

I attempt to continue working through this, despite my anger and sadness. I have to try because I'm thinking maybe I can work out something with the land lord because I've never been late or missed rent. But I'm on a sinking ship and I have to go to work and be civil to these people who have destroyed everything in my life. I lost my best friend, was going to lose my apartment, phone, car, everything. Because I couldn't afford any of it anymore. I went in one day, and they were all so rude to me. And I just said **** it. I could see where everything was heading and decided to stop continuing delaying the inevitable. I walked out, drove up to my place, packed all my clothes and personal belongings I could fit in my trunk, left everything else. Furniture, TV's, dishes, microwave, beds. Everything. And I've been living in my car ever since. This was on March 21st. Still haven't talked to my friend. I try not to think about all this because it makes me so mad. I worked my ass off at that job and was always very good to all of my employees, including those bitches that did this to me. It's unbelievable, man.

Hang in there man, been in your shoes when I was around 15, I'll say a prayer for you!

You aint got no family nearby to help you out?

[flipogb]

15. My parents let me play like Battlefield 3 and stuff like that, but once they see "sexual content" on the rating they get upset. Weird how killing people is less taboo then sex.

try piracy, lol.

[mateoboz]

Hang in there man, been in your shoes when I was around 15, I'll say a prayer for you!

You aint got no family nearby to help you out?

That's another long, crazy story. No, we had a big falling out a few years ago. I am completely alone in this world. This girl who hates me now was my only friend. All my other friends bailed on me years ago when me and her first started kicking it all the time. Which makes the circumstances that occurred all the more devastating.

[B-Low]

15. My parents let me play like Battlefield 3 and stuff like that, but once they see "sexual content" on the rating they get upset. Weird how killing people is less taboo then sex.

I always remember I was at Gamestop and a kid was asking his mom if he could get LA Noire. His mom asked why it was rated M and he said somethin like

"Blood, gore, sexual themes, very strong language, use of drugs, graphic violence"

She goes "sexual themes?? No boy put that down"

[9erempiree]

If you kids need me to buy it for you, I will.

Find a way to ship me the money or paypal me and I will send it to your house. Let me know.

I feel like I need to do a good deed since I have probably clowned you guys on here and not knowing your ages.

[Heavincent]

I always remember I was at Gamestop and a kid was asking his mom if he could get LA Noire. His mom asked why it was rated M and he said somethin like

"Blood, gore, sexual themes, very strong language, use of drugs, graphic violence"

She goes "sexual themes?? No boy put that down"

The mutilated bodies and brutal killings are fine, but sexual themes?

[DetroitPiston]

I remember getting GTA2 and going "WTF is this?!" but I still played it. This is something else though. So much replay value for the three characters and some great plot stuff.

I see a lot of sick days being taken on its release date for companies worldwide.

[DetroitPiston]

The mutilated bodies and brutal killings are fine, but sexual themes?

The mutilated naked bodies.

Seriously, it's hilarious.

[Jameerthefear]

Bump. The only disappointing part about this game will be the graphics since they won't be current-gen they still look updated. Comparison pics:
http://imgur.com/a/ZeVTP#3