Sex Doll: Would You Do It?

[SilkkTheShocker]

Everyone here knows i have yellow fever (i coined the term). But that's a doll. It's not real. Having sex with a toy is weird. I'd feel dumb.

So you don't believe curiosity would eventually get the best of you?

[Jameerthefear]

It's like sticking your dick in a dead clam man...

[GOBB]

It's like sticking your dick in a dead clam man...

And this is why your mom doesnt but you grand theft auto games kid.

[SilkkTheShocker]

It's like sticking your dick in a dead clam man...

So is that what it feels like?

[Sarcastic]

Put a Lebron mask on that, and it gtg.

[SilkkTheShocker]

Put a Lebron mask on that, and it gtg.

Hilarious coming from a guy that blows any Knicks player

[Jameerthefear]

So is that what it feels like?

I don't use sex dolls.

[Dionysus]

Haven't ever tried it. But if one was delivered to my house, I'd have sex with it no problem. You have to experiment with weird stuff in life trust me. It makes great drunken stories.

[LJJ]

I don't use sex dolls.

That's what sisters are for.

[HarryCallahan]

After i'd made sure there weren't any thumb-tacks in the butt-hole i'd prolly fvck it, and then throw it in the dumpster, because there's no way i'm cleaning it.

[MadeFromDust]

UPS guy comes to your house with a wooden crate. The UPS guy doesn't say who its from, but just that its definitely for you. You open the crate in your house/apartment and inside it is a new sex doll. At one point do you give in and have sex with it? I mean eventually there is going to be a day where you have some time to kill, right?

And its not one of those creepy looking ones with the giant looking eyes. It looks something like this:



Are you going to tell me you wouldn't give it just one test drive? I have a feeling a lot of people would at first be creeped out about. I mean some random stranger did just send you a sex doll. But eventually after a few days/week you start to warm up to the idea. For me personally, the scariest thing about the whole situation would be the idea of the doll coming to life. You know, possibly being haunted and than killing me and going on some type of murder spree. But after day 3, in my head I would probably be more curious than scared. What say you?

I'd scan it for NSA eavesdropping devices first

[Jameerthefear]

That's what sisters are for.

[andgar923]

The op may seem to be trolling but he has a good point.

Initially our first thoughts are to say "hell naw". But I'm sure that at some point most (if not all) we'll just say "fu*k it why not" and proceed to fu*k it.

Again, this is after some time. You're alone, you're bored and nothing better to do, you turn and you see this shit laying there and for the hell of it just decide to go for it.

[highwhey]

That's what sisters are for.

[niko]

So you don't believe curiosity would eventually get the best of you?

No, there are real women in the world. It's a doll, it doesn't move, it doesn't participate.