Sex Doll: Would You Do It?

[HarryCallahan]

No, there are real women in the world. It's a doll, it doesn't move, it doesn't participate.

So I take it you've never jacked off?

[Sarcastic]

Hilarious coming from a guy that blows any Knicks player

You slurp Lebron in every thread that's not even about him.

[B-Low]

So I take it you've never jacked off?

Well to be fair jacking off is as quick and efficient as brushing your teeth. Back and forth, back and forth, back and forth, rinse off, feel fresh and renewed, back to your day.

This...this doll. This would be an event. This would be the kind of thing you mark on your calendar weeks in advance. This would be a process...

[Bandito]

Probably yeah, just for the curiosity. But I am tossing that shit in the garbage can, because I am not cleaning it.

[NoGunzJustSkillz]

i just rubbed one out to her pic in the op so...

[niko]

So I take it you've never jacked off?

Jacking off seems less strange than mounting a piece of plastic. Although some of the japanese girls i slept with probably participated less than the doll would and the doll would be more quiet which is good.

[Hands of Iron]

So I take it you've never jacked off?

Everyone *********es. It's almost as regular as eating food or sleeping.

I don't think I'd mess around with that doll, though. Maybe once for experimental purposes and be done with it.

[JtotheIzzo]

Everyone here knows i have yellow fever (i coined the term). But that's a doll. It's not real. Having sex with a toy is weird. I'd feel dumb.

You coined the term 'yellow fever'?

OKaaaaaay...

I invented the f-word.

[B-Low]

You coined the term 'yellow fever'?

OKaaaaaay...

I invented the f-word.

I coined the term Latina Heat. Then I...let her use it...because she offered to...umm..sex me.... for it. Yeah.

[Jameerthefear]

ZING!!

Yeah real funny

[B-Low]

^^ Honestly the more realistic they look the less likely I'd be to enjoy it lol. It'd be like f*ckin a hot chick's corpse. I just can't

[HarryCallahan]

Jacking off seems less strange than mounting a piece of plastic. Although some of the japanese girls i slept with probably participated less than the doll would and the doll would be more quiet which is good.

Depending on how light it is, you might be able to more or less use it as an extension of your hand... I dunno i'm just spit-ballin' here...

[AintNoSunshine]

I''ll try it once for curiosity, but pretty sure my right hand >>>>>>

[red1]

I don't get it, how can one even f*ck this thing. Does it even have a v*gina? Can it give bjs? No? Then pornhub and lotion>>> this plastic piece of shit

[RedBlackAttack]

I don't think I ever would...no.

Perhaps if I was forced into solitude for a few years or something, and that was my only available option, then maybe I use it like Tom Hanks used Wilson in Cast Away, to keep my sanity...only with this "Wilson" I c[COLOR="Black"]um[/COLOR] on its face lol

I will never watch Castaway the same again. All I can picture is Tom Hanks furiously pounding away on Wilson's air hole.

Thanks for that.

I don't get it, how can one even f*ck this thing. Does it even have a v*gina? Can it give bjs? No? Then pornhub and lotion>>> this plastic piece of shit

Why would anyone want the thing if it didn't at least have a makeshift ****** and anus? Not that I've investigated this thing, but I believe its mouth is also an option. I saw it on Nat Geo's "Taboo." I swear.