Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast
Results 1 to 15 of 27
  1. #1
    "The One" Budadiiii's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2012
    Location
    Bay Area
    Posts
    10,576

    Default Just cheated on my diet. FUUUUUUUUUUCK

    Just found out my girlfriend cooked my eggs with canola oil instead of extra virgin olive oil. She even knew we had coconut oil in the pantry but was too lazy to open it up. Coconut oil not great for eggs but canola oil is bad news guys.

    Should I break it off with her? She seems unfazed even though she just ruined 16 straight months of 100% clean diet (excluding sunday's) and potentially my life

    ultra pissed guys

  2. #2
    Good High School Starter Out_In_Utah's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2011
    Posts
    951

    Default Re: Just cheated on my diet. FUUUUUUUUUUCK

    I accidentally fried my eggs on a cinnamon roll with 2 pieces of bacon and chocolate sauce.

  3. #3
    "The One" Budadiiii's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2012
    Location
    Bay Area
    Posts
    10,576

    Default Re: Just cheated on my diet. FUUUUUUUUUUCK

    Quote Originally Posted by Out_In_Utah
    I accidentally fried my eggs on a cinnamon roll with 2 pieces of bacon and chocolate sauce.
    Have you ever put nutella on your girl/boyfriend's asshole and then eat it?

  4. #4
    Good High School Starter Out_In_Utah's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2011
    Posts
    951

    Default Re: Just cheated on my diet. FUUUUUUUUUUCK

    Quote Originally Posted by Budadiiii
    Have you ever put nutella on your girl/boyfriend's asshole and then eat it?
    Not yet. How did you like it?

  5. #5
    NBA Legend DeuceWallaces's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2006
    Location
    Michigan
    Posts
    17,418

    Default Re: Just cheated on my diet. FUUUUUUUUUUCK

    I'm guessing you can survive a day without eating some dick. It'll be OK.

  6. #6
    "The One" Budadiiii's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2012
    Location
    Bay Area
    Posts
    10,576

    Default Re: Just cheated on my diet. FUUUUUUUUUUCK

    Quote Originally Posted by Out_In_Utah
    Not yet. How did you like it?
    lol bro you're missing out. Its awesome stuff. Gotta try it sometime man

    The sugar rush i get from the nutella and the fact that its coming from an asshole is a feeling like no other.

    How are the ladies(or guys) in Utah bro?

  7. #7
    Paid shill Jameerthefear's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2011
    Location
    Swimming in cash
    Posts
    37,662

    Default Re: Just cheated on my diet. FUUUUUUUUUUCK

    i thought you were gay...

  8. #8
    College superstar kNicKz's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2011
    Posts
    4,457

    Default Re: Just cheated on my diet. FUUUUUUUUUUCK

    OP posted this because he wants you to think he has a girlfriend


  9. #9
    "The One" Budadiiii's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2012
    Location
    Bay Area
    Posts
    10,576

    Default Re: Just cheated on my diet. FUUUUUUUUUUCK

    Quote Originally Posted by kNicKz
    OP posted this because he wants you to think he has a girlfriend

    Oh shit..... you caught me man

    haha now im embarrassed..

    You're smart bro. Its impossible to fool guys like you lol

  10. #10
    Paid shill Jameerthefear's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2011
    Location
    Swimming in cash
    Posts
    37,662

    Default Re: Just cheated on my diet. FUUUUUUUUUUCK

    budadiii you're supposed to be gay

  11. #11
    "The One" Budadiiii's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2012
    Location
    Bay Area
    Posts
    10,576

    Default Re: Just cheated on my diet. FUUUUUUUUUUCK

    Quote Originally Posted by Jameerthefear
    budadiii you're supposed to be gay
    Find me the quote that says im supposed to be gay. I was probably on crack cocaine when I made that satirical post. ScreenShot it so I can judge my work

  12. #12
    The One CelticBaller's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2010
    Location
    CT, GOATLAND
    Posts
    19,996

    Default Re: Just cheated on my diet. FUUUUUUUUUUCK

    **** her in the ass.

  13. #13
    "The One" Budadiiii's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2012
    Location
    Bay Area
    Posts
    10,576

    Default Re: Just cheated on my diet. FUUUUUUUUUUCK

    Quote Originally Posted by CelticBaller
    **** her in the ass.
    LMAO!! I like the way you think man!

    Just hypothetically repped you

  14. #14
    Next Great White Hope QuebecBaller's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2009
    Location
    Quebec City, Canada
    Posts
    5,649

    Default Re: Just cheated on my diet. FUUUUUUUUUUCK

    One meal with the bad oil and your life is potentially ruined?

    Hang yourself

  15. #15
    L alenleomessi's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2010
    Posts
    10,728

    Default Re: Just cheated on my diet. FUUUUUUUUUUCK

    so nutella is part of your diet? interesting..

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •