Adam Morrison's adjusted stats for his career...actually good

[travelingman]

This is Adam's stat line for his career:

7.5pts 2.1reb 1.4ast

Since Adam has Type 1 Diabetes, we have to adjust for his constant need for insulin. For a guy to put up those numbers while knowing that he could be DKA'd and end up dead if he doesn't get his insulin fix that's pretty good.

If adjusted, based off of Adam constantly fearing for his life's sustainability and not caring too much about playing basketball, plus the fact that he's white and looks like a stoner. The adjusted stat for his career is:

40pts 29.6reb 85.1 ast

I would say Adam had an amazing career. Basically playing on a stretcher and multiply that by his career averages. Multiply the assist total by 60, since he played part of his career with hair that hindered his peripheral vision and ability to see his teammates and 27 more rebounds because testicles.

Overall, it's a pretty good career and the Bobcats would have taken home the hardware if it wasn't for him being traded for another all-time great in my book, Vladimir Radmanovic (who couldn't get Charlotte to the Finals either because Larry Brown didn't see his true value). I am happy and can't wait when he is immortalized as a legend in Springfield.

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[Jameerthefear]

Damn. Great thread. I just moved him over Kobe on my alltime list because of this. Thanks OP.

[KyleKong]

Jeff predicted tonight's epic troll sessions with Kobe stans and took away our avatars to this website wouldn't crash.

You guys are *****.

[Mrofir]

This one was amusing

[iTare]

This is Adam's stat line for his career:

7.5pts 2.1reb 1.4ast

Since Adam has Type 1 Diabetes, we have to adjust for his constant need for insulin. For a guy to put up those numbers while knowing that he could be DKA'd and end up dead if he doesn't get his insulin fix that's pretty good.

If adjusted, based off of Adam constantly fearing for his life's sustainability and not caring too much about playing basketball, plus the fact that he's white and looks like a stoner. The adjusted stat for his career is:

40pts 29.6reb 85.1 ast

I would say Adam had an amazing career. Basically playing on a stretcher and multiply that by his career averages. Multiply the assist total by 60, since he played part of his career with hair that hindered his peripheral vision and ability to see his teammates and 27 more rebounds because testicles.

Overall, it's a pretty good career and the Bobcats would have taken home the hardware if it wasn't for him being traded for another all-time great in my book, Vladimir Radmanovic (who couldn't get Charlotte to the Finals either because Larry Brown didn't see his true value). I am happy and can't wait when he is immortalized as a legend in Springfield.

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[RoundMoundOfReb]

[inclinerator]

lol

[JimmyMcAdocious]

Ammo was a superstar talent put in a terrible situation, playing in the wrong era.

[AintNoSunshine]

[Droid101]

Trolls really making it easy for people who need to populate their ignore lists this evening.

Use it to your advantage!

[Sarcastic]

Ammo was a superstar talent put in a terrible situation, playing in the wrong era.

[ZMonkey11]

He is prone to cry at any point. That should up his ppg because it compounds his vision problems.

[BurningHammer]

[East_Stone_Ya]

[I<3NBA]

cracked me up, this thread did.