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    ISH's Negro Historian L.Kizzle's Avatar
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    Default We all could have ended up on a napkin

    So be thankful that you are here.

    Have a good day!

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    Default Re: We all could have ended up on a napkin

    Quote Originally Posted by ProfessorMurder
    Who jizzes in a napkin?
    Napkin, paper towel, tissue. Same shit.

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    Operat.Northwoods=9/11 Horde of Temujin's Avatar
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    Default Re: We all could have ended up on a napkin

    You couldve been white

    Sux for you

    just kidding, black is beautiful

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    Default Re: We all could have ended up on a napkin

    Quote Originally Posted by Horde of Temujin
    You couldve been white

    Sux for you

    just kidding, black is beautiful
    We all black when the lights go out.

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    Default Re: We all could have ended up on a napkin

    Napkin/paper towels are so rough and uncomfortable. I prefer the softness and comfort of a tissue.

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    GIVEN NOT EARNED ripthekik's Avatar
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    Default Re: We all could have ended up on a napkin

    Damn.. thinking about that.. my kid is going to be on some "chosen 1" level.. 1 out of billions of billions
    Kid has to hit the lottery just to be born into this world.. damn.. I guess we all did. This thread is deep afterall.

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    Default Re: We all could have ended up on a napkin

    At least we ain't in wheelchairs.

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    Default Re: We all could have ended up on a napkin

    Quote Originally Posted by Bless Mathews
    At least we ain't in wheelchairs.
    Who ejaculates onto a wheelchair?

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    Default Re: We all could have ended up on a napkin

    Quote Originally Posted by travelingman
    Who ejaculates onto a wheelchair?

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    Default Re: We all could have ended up on a napkin

    Quote Originally Posted by BoogieWoogieMan
    We all black when the lights go out.
    I glow.

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    Default Re: We all could have ended up on a napkin

    When you really think about it, we all came from asexual reproduction.
    How, you ask?
    Because I came in your mom.

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    Default Re: We all could have ended up on a napkin

    Quote Originally Posted by Shade8780
    And then we were the first to swim to the egg over all the others.
    can u imagine that we were talking shit to tha other niguhs while reaching dat egg?

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    Default Re: We all could have ended up on a napkin

    Quote Originally Posted by iTare
    Little did you know that was going be the last victory you experienced. You know, since your a Knicks fan and all.
    location: Salt lake city tho

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    Default Re: We all could have ended up on a napkin

    Quote Originally Posted by iTare
    Little did I know that was going be the last victory I experienced. You know, since I am a Jazz fan and all.
    u no I luv u fresh kid
    itz all good tho iTare

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    Default Re: We all could have ended up on a napkin

    now we know where OP's jizz lands

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