We all could have ended up on a napkin

[niko]

Little did you know that was going be the last victory you experienced. You know, since your a Knicks fan and all.

Says someone in Utah. At least i can walk out the door not knowing i've failed.

[imdaman99]

I don't wanna think too much about this... but I don't think our parents generations fapped. Especially not my pops.
Like I said, don't wanna think too much about this, but they are such prudes

[niko]

I don't wanna think too much about this... but I don't think our parents generations fapped. Especially not my pops.
Like I said, don't wanna think too much about this, but they are such prudes

We don't really know though. I really don't want to know. I was born in the 70;s, i don't think it was prudish then.

[ripthekik]

I don't wanna think too much about this... but I don't think our parents generations fapped. Especially not my pops.
Like I said, don't wanna think too much about this, but they are such prudes

Come on, men have fapped since the beginning of history

[branslowski]

Come on, men have fapped since the beginning of history

All depends, If it was during Ab Lincoln times, then I doubt it. Pretty sure he seen a black chick ass for the first time and told her "suck n f*ck me good and I'll think about freeing ur family". True Story.

[Patrick Chewing]

I've killed many potential children in my short lifetime

[Bandito]

I've killed many potential children in my short lifetime

Ive killed a few billion worth of population...

[ripthekik]

All depends, If it was during Ab Lincoln times, then I doubt it. Pretty sure he seen a black chick ass for the first time and told her "suck n f*ck me good and I'll think about freeing ur family". True Story.

This is how they did it back then without internet and pictures

[MadeFromDust]

This world is royally fcuked up and a prison, a death row actually. Reality refutes your points OP. I can't see how it wouldn't be better to have never existed.

Hey but we all try to make the best of the situation.

[L.Kizzle]

Who jizzes in a napkin?

What do you jizz in?

[hateraid]

Thread went this long with no Gorapz reference?

[Dresta]

This thread is dumb as hell: no, none of us could have 'ended up in a napkin.' On its own, a sperm is just a cell. If they aren't ejaculated they die anyway as others are produced. This is like saying thank God we didn't expire on a tampax.

[Fresh Kid]

What do you jizz in?

[niko]

This thread is dumb as hell: no, none of us could have 'ended up in a napkin.' On its own, a sperm is just a cell. If they aren't ejaculated they die anyway as others are produced. This is like saying thank God we didn't expire on a tampax.

I know you think you made a meaningful distinction here that helped the thread, and for that, i give you props.

[Dresta]

I know you think you made a meaningful distinction here that helped the thread, and for that, i give you props.

We could, however, all have been vacuumed out of our mother's uterus through a tiny tube so that she could have an easier and more comfortable life .

Thank God