Melo vs Cheeseburger

[MARLO]

You know what you're going to get with Cheeseburger, he seldom disappoints.

He's usually very reliable, not to mention consistant.

Cheeseburger is also much more cost-effective. His pricetag is always reasonable.

Cheeseburger's game is very well-rounded, and can defer to, and assist teammates; lettuce, tomatoes, onions, pickles, CHEESE, salt, pepper, ketchup, mustard, mayonnaise, eggs, bacon, avacado, salsa, assorted breads, etc.

Cheeseburger makes everybody better.

[dr.hee]

Cheeseburger has a possibility of including rings. Melo.... Not so much.

That's true. Cheeseburgers don't come with draft picks though. But so do the Knicks.