Am I the best son a father ever had....Christmas edition

[9erempiree]

I am probably the best son on this message board. A lot of fathers of ISH would probably want me to be their friends and want me to be there son-in-law.

I am finished with my Christmas shopping and got my father a really nice high end pen. As some may know, I like to collect pens and decided to get my dad one too. His birthday is on Christmas eve too.

I know most people on here are giving gifts to their parents made from school but I actually found something nice.

Do the right thing and get your fathers something nice.

What did you get your father?

[El Kabong]

Nothing, my father is a constant disappointment to me and doesn't deserve a Christmas present. Also, he doesn't floss and I don't think that's a good example to set for me.

[JMT]

What did you get him for his birthday?

[Bandito]

A pen? Thats is your awesome gift?

[tomtucker]

Never knew my dad, mother[COLOR="Black"]fuc[/COLOR]k the f[COLOR="Black"]ag[/COLOR]

[macmac]

I hope your fathers the joker and he shows you a magic trick

[Levity]

Be a sport and get him a pocket protector, too.

[East_Stone_Ya]

nothing because deserves exactly that

[Dresta]

A pen? Thats is your awesome gift?

He collects them.

[hateraid]

Never knew my dad, mother[COLOR="Black"]fuc[/COLOR]k the f[COLOR="Black"]ag[/COLOR]

Dude, you never been to the ghetto, so stay the f♡ck out the ghetto

[JMT]

He collects them.

Yeah, OP collects them. So if Dad doesn't want it, he'll just keep it for his collection.

Betting he rolled the two holidays into the one gift as well. Very thoughtful.

[Jailblazers7]

I hope your fathers the joker and he shows you a magic trick

[Jailblazers7]

I bought my dad a bottle of Glenlivet 18 and I am going to drink it tonight with him and my brother. Sounds a little bit better than a pen to me.

[hateraid]

My dad's all time favorite player is Julius Erving. I hired an artist to draw a black and white portrait of a him playing basketball with Dr.J and had it framed.

[hateraid]

Lol, the pic is scaled, but that would be awesome! Never thought of that