Am I the best son a father ever had....Christmas edition

[9erempiree]

I bought my dad a bottle of Glenlivet 18 and I am going to drink it tonight with him and my brother. Sounds a little bit better than a pen to me.

That's a good son. You will make him proud unlike all the disappointments on here.

[9erempiree]

My dad's all time favorite player is Julius Erving. I hired an artist to draw a black and white portrait of a him playing basketball with Dr.J and had it framed.

Good son right here but he's probably disappointed with your tattoos.

[9erempiree]

I'm buying my dad a 20 dollar gift card for a music store, and my mom a calendar. That's it.

We're not giving each other anything for another week because we don't give a f*ck.

You are an accident-son.

[NoGunzJustSkillz]

I'm buying my dad a 20 dollar gift card for a music store, and my mom a calendar. That's it.

We're not giving each other anything for another week because we don't give a f*ck.

[FatComputerNerd]

Nothing, we're Jewish...

I did get my folks a $50 gift-card to the movie theater for their anniversary a couple weeks back though.

[ace23]

Also, he doesn't floss and I don't think that's a good example to set for me.

[G-Funk]

Mine is dead. so i get to save.

[GOBB]

I'm buying my dad a 20 dollar gift card for a music store, and my mom a calendar. That's it.

We're not giving each other anything for another week because we don't give a f*ck.

That explains the anger you have.

[ballup]

Surprise, your dad is a pencil lover.

[ROCSteady]

This thread is very funny in some sad and fcked up ways. Thanks for the cynical Christmas laughs, blokes.

macmac delivers an ISH OTC gem very late in the game of '13. Somebody nominate the Joker line in the ISH Awards joint, plz and thank you

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

Don't celeb Xmas but for New Years

Dad: Chinese herb and Japanese Mushroom to fight aging plus plan on making him supply of fresh green juice weekly to help alkalize blood/age gracefully
Leatherman Mechanical Toolset.
Some Free Labor for his next real estate investment


Mom: One of those hand held machines for moisturizer
Bouquet of flowers

Probably a lower-medium level son. I'd say I'm a really loyal/good friend but sh!tty-mediocre family member.
Gotta keep the love spreading.

Man oh man do they help lift peoples spirits/pick certain people up if done with a heartwarming card. Spontaneously.