So the fat girl from the internet came over ..

[IamRAMBO24]

I don't know, somewhere in the back of my mind I was thinking, "Maybe she looks better in person" .. but damn, what I saw was what I got. So the first solution I had was to hit up buffalo wild wings and have a few drinks. Thank god she was cool with drinking. I mean sh*t I didn't think I could survive this night without having a few drinks in me. So we got to the place and I decided to just drown myself in jack. About 5 shots would get me in the zone and make things a bit fuzzy, so at this point, I turned and looked at her, holy sh*t, she's still ugly! Damn. So she got up and went to the bathroom and I was thinking in the back of my mind, "Alright if I can't stand this girl's face, maybe I can just bend her over" .. so I was just gawking at her a*s and trying to find something that would turn me on .. but it was that kind of a*s that barely lumps out with the hips way too retracted. It's like a flat a*s but it's really not based on the proportion of the girl, and plus she's kind of tall, so I would need a stepping stool to climb up on that thing. So anyways, we got back to my place and decided to watch a movie. I deliberately set up an air mattress as the only seating and we both got on it. Obviously she wanted this d*ck, so I was like f*ck it, I'm drunk enough by now, and went for it. Then there was this smell that reeked worst than bong water .. and I realize it's the smell of her getting wet. Any ounce of me popping a mid sized boner pretty much killed it right there.

F*ck worst date I've ever been on. I tried this internet dating sh*t because of that one thread (an ISH idea) and sure enough, not surprising, it was a horrible idea, like all ISH ideas.

Anyways got another date with another chick this weekend.

[GASOL IS GOAT]

Stop posting here

[iamgine]

I don't know, somewhere in the back of my mind I was thinking, "Maybe she looks better in person" .. but damn, what I saw was what I got. So the first solution I had was to hit up buffalo wild wings and have a few drinks. Thank god she was cool with drinking. I mean sh*t I didn't think I could survive this night without having a few drinks in me. So we got to the place and I decided to just drown myself in jack. About 5 shots would get me in the zone and make things a bit fuzzy, so at this point, I turned and looked at her, holy sh*t, she's still ugly! Damn. So she got up and went to the bathroom and I was thinking in the back of my mind, "Alright if I can't stand this girl's face, maybe I can just bend her over" .. so I was just gawking at her a*s and trying to find something that would turn me on .. but it was that kind of a*s that barely lumps out with the hips way too retracted? It's like a flat a*s but it's really not based on the proportion of the girl, and plus she's kind of tall, so I would need a stepping stool to climb up on that thing. So anyways, we got back to my place and decided to watch a movie. I deliberately set up an air mattress as the only seating and we both got on it. Obviously she wanted this d*ck, so I was like f*ck it, I'm drunk enough by now, and went for it. Then there was this smell that reeked worst than bong water .. and I realize it's the smell of her getting wet. Any ounce of me popping a mid sized boner pretty much killed it right there.

F*ck worst date I've ever been on. I tried this internet dating sh*t because of that one thread (an ISH idea) and sure enough, not surprising, it was a horrible idea.

Isn't the second bolded caused by the first bolded?

[IamRAMBO24]

Stop posting here

Been here since 07 homeboy. Don't disrespect your elders like that.

[DonDadda59]

Pretty sure it was Kant who said "Fat bitches need love too"

Never been a student of that school of thought myself. Oh well, betas gonna beta.

[JebronLames]

How fat?

[IamRAMBO24]

How fat?

I would post pics, but damn, I wouldn't want you nerds to alert her about this thread. I know how sneaky some of you can be.

[GASOL IS GOAT]

I would post pics, but damn, I wouldn't want you nerds to alert her about this thread. I know how sneaky some of you can be.

Blurr her face out, not hard

[JebronLames]

I would post pics, but damn, I wouldn't want you nerds to alert her about this thread. I know how sneaky some of you can be.

Lol her face must be okay if you decided to communicate with her.

[eriX]

I would post pics, but damn, I wouldn't want you nerds to alert her about this thread. I know how sneaky some of you can be.

Pics or gtfo

[GASOL IS GOAT]

Pics or gtfo

He can't post pics of something that never happened.

[East_Stone_Ya]

how fat is your next date?

[LJJ]

Isn't the second bolded caused by the first bolded?

Yeah that's the key. People always look worse in person.

[CeltsGarlic]

omg you disgust me

[MJ(Mean John)]

Pretty sure it was Kant who said "Fat bitches need love too"

Never been a student of that school of thought myself. Oh well, betas gonna beta.

And a smart man once said

"Yeah... But they have to pay"