Not much of a poet, and I know it.

[Josh]

What a beautiful day for thou it's almost night
Airplanes fly ducks or is that a riddle hidden beneath my sweater?

18 wheels roll on a highway of conditional love
It ran over my purple fanny pack, I was livid to say the least
It had dope, coke needles and pictures of my folks

I miss them so much I blow a kiss into the wind
Then a truck driver picks me up and I blow him for ten

We stopped at a cafe on the side of the road
We chatted about the Illuminati, amusement parks and Battletoads

When we arrived in Utah I slit his throat with a knife
I didn't give a fu[COLOR="Black"]c[/COLOR]k, that could be said to suffice

The wheels eventually came to a smooth gentle stop
I just sat there for a minute, reflecting and whatnot

Lit some pot hopped out and started walking towards West
Probably won't be another vehicle for miles and you know the desert it's a test

One hour passed, two hours, then three - and not a single soul in sight
So I sat under a tree decided to call it a night

It must have been Christmas ' cause I swear Santa done came!
There I was happy as can be with a needle in my vein

I looked up and there he was was a shotty in my face
He said "Josh you've been a bad boy now it's time you leave this place, bit[COLOR="Black"]c[/COLOR]h"

[Budadiiii]

Drugs and too much free time = Josh.

You need to go outside.

[TheMarkMadsen]

rhyming Knife with Suffice Slim Shady has made that rhyme cliche'

was entertaining though, is it your own original writing?

[Josh]

Drugs and too much free time = Josh.

You need to go outside.

Then you do something to entertain me. You make up some moronic poem and include a silly .paint picture. I assure you I'd be entertained at least a little bit. Shit, you might as well, you don't have shit else going on. All you'll be doing is running around posting bullshit - why not do this instead. It's the same shit, just different urinal.

[Josh]

At least that tree is nice. That's a bad ass tree.

[Budadiiii]

Then you do something to entertain me. You make up some moronic poem and include a silly .paint picture. I assure you I'd be entertained at least a little bit. Shit, you might as well, you don't have shit else going on. All you'll be doing is running around posting bullshit - why not do this instead. It's the same shit, just different urinal.

I ain't much of a poet but I know somebody once told me to seize the moment and don't squander it cuz you never know when it all could be over tomorrow.

Seize the moment Josh.

[Raymone]

I ain't much of a poet but I know somebody once told me to seize the moment and don't squander it cuz you never know when it all could be over tomorrow.

Seize the moment Josh.

Why did you just post a pic from a porn scene?

[chosen_one6]

I ain't much of a poet but I know somebody once told me to seize the moment and don't squander it cuz you never know when it all could be over tomorrow.

Seize the moment Josh.

Damn this n*gga just hit you with a Carpe Diem.

Straight ether.

[Budadiiii]

Why did you just post a pic from a porn scene?

Watch the vid. Josh is the dude.

I was watching this shit and spazzed out when I saw him. Josh is a ****ing pornstar.

[ROCSteady]

Josh is irreplaceable to the OTC.

Reminds me of that quote from Hook...

"After all, What would the world be like...without Captain Hook."

[Done_And_Done]

But that tree though...

[CelticBaller]

Josh is irreplaceable to the OTC.

Reminds me of that quote from Hook...

"After all, What would the world be like...without Captain Hook."

True, he's a trainwreck and trainwrecks are entertaining

[Josh]

True, he's a trainwreck and trainwrecks are entertaining

You follow me around like a little doggie and always have something negative to say. Life is too short to be so bitter all the time.

[ace23]

0/10

[Josh]

0/10

Come on man. That tree alone is a damn 5.