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  1. 03-03-2014, 10:55 PM #1
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    Default Scarlett Johansson is pregnant

    http://www.usatoday.com/story/life/p...gnant/5986307/

    By a French journalist.

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  2. 03-03-2014, 10:56 PM #2
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    Default Re: Scarlett Johansson is pregnant

    Hopefully the tits grow again.
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  3. 03-03-2014, 10:58 PM #3
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    Default Re: Scarlett Johansson is pregnant

    Quote Originally Posted by b1imtf
    Hopefully the tits grow again.
    The only good outcome
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  4. 03-03-2014, 10:59 PM #4
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    Default Re: Scarlett Johansson is pregnant

    Quote Originally Posted by CelticBaller
    The only good outcome
    #thinkingpositive
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  5. 03-03-2014, 11:00 PM #5
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    Default Re: Scarlett Johansson is pregnant

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31g0YE61PLQ
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  6. 03-03-2014, 11:08 PM #6
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    Default Re: Scarlett Johansson is pregnant

    Quote Originally Posted by b1imtf
    Hopefully the tits grow again.
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  7. 03-03-2014, 11:09 PM #7
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    Default Re: Scarlett Johansson is pregnant

    FVCK. SHE TOLD ME SHE WAS ON THE PILL.
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  8. 03-03-2014, 11:10 PM #8
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    Default Re: Scarlett Johansson is pregnant

    Would still fvck
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  9. 03-03-2014, 11:25 PM #9
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    Default Re: Scarlett Johansson is pregnant

    She could totally still sit on my face.
    At nine months.
    While breaching.
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  10. 03-04-2014, 12:19 AM #10
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    Default Re: Scarlett Johansson is pregnant

    Quote Originally Posted by Derka
    She could totally still sit on my face.
    At nine months.
    While breaching.
    What are you going to do eat the baby?
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  11. 03-04-2014, 12:40 AM #11
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    Default Re: Scarlett Johansson is pregnant

    Quote Originally Posted by iTare
    what does ur sister have anything to with this?
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  12. 03-04-2014, 12:41 AM #12
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    Default Re: Scarlett Johansson is pregnant

    Quote Originally Posted by Derka
    She could totally still sit on my face.
    At nine months.
    While breaching.
    What if the baby came out legs first and you had to lick the baby's asshole? And you kept doing it because you started to like it. Then all of a sudden you guys are full on having a threesome with the newborn. She starts lactating all over and you do some of that erotic asphyxiation stuff with the umbilical cord which is still connected.

    Uhhh, the Aristocrats. Is that right?

    ...

    I'll see myself out.
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  13. 03-04-2014, 12:44 AM #13
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    Default Re: Scarlett Johansson is pregnant

    So I find out my wife is pregnant throught ISH! WTF Scarlett! Im not even ready yet!
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  14. 03-04-2014, 12:52 AM #14
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    Default Re: Scarlett Johansson is pregnant

    Quote Originally Posted by Qwyjibo
    What if the baby came out legs first and you had to lick the baby's asshole? And you kept doing it because you started to like it. Then all of a sudden you guys are full on having a threesome with the newborn. She starts lactating all over and you do some of that erotic asphyxiation stuff with the umbilical cord which is still connected.

    Uhhh, the Aristocrats. Is that right?

    ...

    I'll see myself out.
    You know what? I was holding out hope that someone would pick it up.
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  15. 03-04-2014, 12:55 AM #15
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