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    Dunking on everybody in the park
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    Default How old were you when you first owned somebody on the internet?

    I think I was about 15 in one of them yahoo chat rooms. I think it was some American kid from Alabama. You?

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    Default Re: How old were you when you first owned somebody on the internet?

    Quote Originally Posted by pinhead
    I think I was about 15 in one of them yahoo chat rooms. I think it was some American kid from Alabama. You?
    You don't have the intelligence to own anyone. If we transported you back 200 years, you'd used as a scarecrow. "Say, Theodore - put that strange talking ugly fellow out in the field for we must scare the birds from our crop, our livelihood at great hast!"

    **** bro, you're too ugly and stupid to be on Jerry Springer

    Get out of here with these stupid ass threads, kid

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    Default Re: How old were you when you first owned somebody on the internet?

    Over 20,000 posts and it still hasn't happened

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    Default Re: How old were you when you first owned somebody on the internet?

    Quote Originally Posted by Shade8780
    ive ethered over 9000 people.
    Not sure if Dexter or Stalin...

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    Default Re: How old were you when you first owned somebody on the internet?

    Beer-swilling British women are branded the 'ugliest in the world'

    Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...est-world.html


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    Default Re: How old were you when you first owned somebody on the internet?

    Quote Originally Posted by Nick Young
    Beer-swilling British women are branded the 'ugliest in the world'

    Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...est-world.html

    That means his mother is an ugly beer swilling hoe, and his sister he bangs every night as well.

    Anyway you **** a British girl is doggy style

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    Default Re: How old were you when you first owned somebody on the internet?

    Owning someone on the internet is like beating off to a hot pornstar on a friday night.

    Ultimately you still lost.

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    Default Re: How old were you when you first owned somebody on the internet?

    Quote Originally Posted by Myth
    Over 20,000 posts and it still hasn't happened
    That's because your kidney came from a pacifist

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    Default Re: How old were you when you first owned somebody on the internet?

    Unless "internet" is slang for male rectums, I've never owned anyone on the internet.

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    Default Re: How old were you when you first owned somebody on the internet?

    Quote Originally Posted by gts
    That's because your kidney came from a pacifist

    reminds me of this movie :



    After losing his arm in a car accident, a criminal psychologist has it replaced with a limb that belonged to a serial killer



    such a cool concept.

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    Default Re: How old were you when you first owned somebody on the internet?

    To quote legendary Josh I been mindraping since 13

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    Default Re: How old were you when you first owned somebody on the internet?

    Quote Originally Posted by gts
    That's because your kidney came from a pacifist

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    Default Re: How old were you when you first owned somebody on the internet?

    hows the weather in england

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    Default Re: How old were you when you first owned somebody on the internet?

    Quote Originally Posted by nathanjizzle
    hows the weather in england
    Pretty good in London today.

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