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    Me and some of my boys plan on going to a strip club tommorrow and being my first time I have a few questions.

    1. Is it okay if I just pull out my dong there and start fapping? and

    2. I don't plan on tipping. Is that fine?
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    Yes and yes.

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    Well your going to gay strip club so i guess it's ok
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigBoss
    Well your going to gay a strip club so i guess it's ok
    Damn

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    lol you gonna have a shitty night at the titty bar if you pull out your shit and beat it and dont pull it out around your friends cause thats just gay. and second **** nah you aint gotta tip. You gotta pay to get a dance tho. They try and trap you into that shit sometimes just sit on your lap and act like they gonna take you in the back room n what not.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrC1991
    lol you gonna have a shitty night at the titty bar if you pull out your shit and beat it and dont pull it out around your friends cause thats just gay. and second **** nah you aint gotta tip. You gotta pay to get a dance tho. They try and trap you into that shit sometimes just sit on your lap and act like they gonna take you in the back room n what not.
    so it's not gay if we all sit there by eachother with erections but if I choose not to blue ball it and jerk it then suddenly it's gay?

    it's not like any of the guys around me would see or pay attention, they should have their eyes on the women just like I will
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    Quote Originally Posted by russwest0
    so it's not gay if we all sit there by eachother with erections but if I choose not to blue ball it and jerk it then suddenly it's gay?

    it's not like any of the guys around me would see or pay attention, they should have their eyes on the women just like I will
    Have the god damn common courtesy to go to the bathroom or someshit lol.

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    Another hint: You can't touch their pvssies or their a-holes, but their taints are fair game.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrC1991
    Have the god damn common courtesy to go to the bathroom or someshit lol.
    and jack off to what? the sound of the dude in the stall next to me taking a shit?

    I go to the strip club for the FULL experience. That includes blowing my load while seeing some nice titties. If I'm going to fap in the bathroom stall then why not stay home?

    then again, IDK, I've never been to a strip club before.

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    Quote Originally Posted by russwest0
    so it's not gay if we all sit there by eachother with erections but if I choose not to blue ball it and jerk it then suddenly it's gay?

    it's not like any of the guys around me would see or pay attention, they should have their eyes on the women just like I will

    it's so beta, that we'd give you to another greek category.

    but no one is accepting you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by russwest0
    and jack off to what? the sound of the dude in the stall next to me taking a shit?

    I go to the strip club for the FULL experience. That includes blowing my load while seeing some nice titties. If I'm going to fap in the bathroom stall then why not stay home?

    then again, IDK, I've never been to a strip club before.

    strip club - the full experience includes seeing tits
    or if you are assuming the full experience includes having your load blown.
    then paying the full price seems to be quite the logically assumption wouldn't it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GimmeThat
    it's so beta, that we'd give you to another greek category.

    but no one is accepting you.
    OP gamma.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GimmeThat
    strip club - the full experience includes seeing tits
    or if you are assuming the full experience includes having your load blown.
    then paying the full price seems to be quite the logically assumption wouldn't it.
    well if I'm going to pay that much do I get my dick sucked?

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    lol, don't talk during a lap dance.

    The first and only time I went to a strip club, I guess we all turned 18 and were like **** it. One of the people I went with decided (I assume) that he needed to say something in the middle of his lap dance. So he blurted, "You're doin great!"

    Don't do that. lol...

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    Quote Originally Posted by russwest0
    well if I'm going to pay that much do I get my dick sucked?
    For the right price, I'm sure most would.

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