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  1. 03-14-2014, 11:46 AM #1
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    A person shoots her wife, holds her underwater for a several minutes, and finally hangs her. 10 minutes later they go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner. How can this be?







    A father and son are going in a car and suddenly they have an accident. Father died on the spot but the child was rushed to the hospital. When he arrives in the hospital, doctor says, "I can't operate on this child, he is my son!" How can this be?
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  2. 03-14-2014, 11:48 AM #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by riseagainst
    A person shoots her wife, holds her underwater for a several minutes, and finally hangs her. 10 minutes later they go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner. How can this be?







    A father and son are going in a car and suddenly they have an accident. Father died on the spot but the child was rushed to the hospital. When he arrives in the hospital, doctor says, "I can't operate on this child, he is my son!" How can this be?

    first one is a photo
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  3. 03-14-2014, 11:50 AM #3
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    Doctor is the mother. Women can be doctors too you know.
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  4. 03-14-2014, 11:55 AM #4
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    I ****ing suck at riddles. Knowing me I'd think I'd be good at them. But I've always sucked at them.
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  5. 03-14-2014, 11:55 AM #5
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    What do you call a gay dinosaur?

    [COLOR="White"]Chris Bosh[/COLOR]
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  6. 03-14-2014, 11:57 AM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by ForeverHeat
    Doctor is the mother. Women can be doctors too you know.
    says who
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  7. 03-14-2014, 12:12 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Macho Man
    what do you call a gay dinosaurs dog?

    Chris Bosh's dog.......?
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  8. 03-14-2014, 01:22 PM #8
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    OP is prob a P H A G G O T
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  9. 03-14-2014, 01:34 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shabba Ranks
    OP is prob a P H A G G O T
    reported for off topic harassment and insults.
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  10. 03-14-2014, 02:04 PM #10
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    I've definitely never heard that second one before. Is that new? Did you just create that? Very impressive.
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  11. 03-14-2014, 02:04 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by riseagainst
    A person shoots her wife, holds her underwater for a several minutes, and finally hangs her. 10 minutes later they go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner. How can this be?
    They are lesbians.
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  12. 03-14-2014, 02:09 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by CeilingFan#1
    They are lesbians.
    The only thing worse than a wrong answer is giving the wrong answer after the right one has already been posted
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  13. 03-14-2014, 02:12 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by mr.big35
    first one is a photo
    Why would you have dinner with a photo.
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  14. 03-14-2014, 02:18 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by Raymone
    Why would you have dinner with a photo.
    Raaaymone expand your mind.... lol
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    [FONT="Comic Sans MS"][COLOR="Black"]M.O.A.R.[/COLOR][/FONT]
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