I f**ed up twice in two days...

[tmacattack33]

What does that hint she said mean?

It sounds like she was saying she had green panties on or something.

[NoGunzJustSkillz]

It sounds like she was saying she had green panties on or something.

but why wouldn't he want to know?

[D-FENS]

what did she mean by you dont want to know where my green is?

[chosen_one6]

What does that hint she said mean?

what did she mean by you dont want to know where my green is?

It was a not so subtle hint that she had green on where I couldn't see. Likely a bra or panties. Whenever a girl makes a sexual joke first, *usually* it means she's attracted to you.

Most recent fck up I've had was a few weeks ago, like 2 AM on a Saturday night. I came out of the bathroom after a shower, and, as I was walking through the lounge to get to my room, this bad Asian chick, the only chick in the lounge, asked me if I was going to bed. I just said, "Yeah." She was like, "You are?" and I replied"Yeah" and just kept walking. Lol.

I literally LOL'd at this.

She was probably like "this n*gga must be gay."

[STATUTORY]

it's alright bro, we all take L's from time to time. don't dwell on situations like this, the best advice is don't put ******* on pedestal. You will have plenty of opportunities to approach and be approached by women in the future.

honestly if any man actually took the optimal course of action with every chick he ever met than his balls would shrivel up from overuse by age 25. we always f@ck up frequently.

[Ai2death]

You're worried about these two tiny little instances?

btw, where's your green?

In my wallet

[Jameerthefear]

That first one sounds exactly like something I would do.

[Jameerthefear]

OP you brought to memory one of my cringe moments from last semester
I was in Algebra class and it was time to go to lunch. As I got up I liked moved my hands outwardly to get myself out of my desk, but I accidentally touched this pretty cute girl's butt as I was doing it. She was like "Oh Jameer you touched my butt" and she said something like "Did it feel nice?" or something like that, but at that point I had like flipped out and was muttering "I'm sorry" a bunch of times because I was embarrassed and I walked to lunch really quickly

[Budadiiii]

OP you brought to memory one of my cringe moments from last semester
I was in Algebra class and it was time to go to lunch. As I got up I liked moved my hands outwardly to get myself out of my desk, but I accidentally touched this pretty cute girl's butt as I was doing it. She was like "Oh Jameer you touched my butt" and she said something like "Did it feel nice?" or something like that, but at that point I had like flipped out and was muttering "I'm sorry a bunch of times" because I was embarrassed and I walked to lunch really quickly

yikes.......

[Jameerthefear]

yikes.......

yeah i know

[NoGunzJustSkillz]

OP you brought to memory one of my cringe moments from last semester
I was in Algebra class and it was time to go to lunch. As I got up I liked moved my hands outwardly to get myself out of my desk, but I accidentally touched this pretty cute girl's butt as I was doing it. She was like "Oh Jameer you touched my butt" and she said something like "Did it feel nice?" or something like that, but at that point I had like flipped out and was muttering "I'm sorry" a bunch of times because I was embarrassed and I walked to lunch really quickly

you sound like a real cool guy.

[chosen_one6]

OP you brought to memory one of my cringe moments from last semester
I was in Algebra class and it was time to go to lunch. As I got up I liked moved my hands outwardly to get myself out of my desk, but I accidentally touched this pretty cute girl's butt as I was doing it. She was like "Oh Jameer you touched my butt" and she said something like "Did it feel nice?" or something like that, but at that point I had like flipped out and was muttering "I'm sorry" a bunch of times because I was embarrassed and I walked to lunch really quickly

Oh man...it's even awkward just to read that

it's alright bro, we all take L's from time to time. don't dwell on situations like this, the best advice is don't put ******* on pedestal. You will have plenty of opportunities to approach and be approached by women in the future.

honestly if any man actually took the optimal course of action with every chick he ever met than his balls would shrivel up from overuse by age 25. we always f@ck up frequently.

I feel you. I tend to beat myself up on missed opportunities in all facets of life. I'll learn from it though like I always do.

It's like like that Lil' Wayne song goes "I just wanna f*ck every girl in the world." That's why I dwell on it. I want as much as I can get right now while I can lol.

[KobesFinger]

OP you brought to memory one of my cringe moments from last semester
I was in Algebra class and it was time to go to lunch. As I got up I liked moved my hands outwardly to get myself out of my desk, but I accidentally touched this pretty cute girl's butt as I was doing it. She was like "Oh Jameer you touched my butt" and she said something like "Did it feel nice?" or something like that, but at that point I had like flipped out and was muttering "I'm sorry" a bunch of times because I was embarrassed and I walked to lunch really quickly

[kc16]

It's like like that Lil' Wayne song goes "I just wanna f*ck every girl in the world." That's why I dwell on it. I want as much as I can get right now while I can lol.

I know what you mean, I feel the same way at times.

[red1]

How are these fck ups? You're not going to be smooth 24/7 its just not possible