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    Default Worst NBA team names and what you would change them to

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    This is what I would name these fakkit teams:

    New Orleans Jazz (birthplace of Jazz is actually in NOLA)
    Washington Bullets (name prior much better)
    Charlotte Hornets (the nickname of the city is 'the Hornets nest')
    Utah Mormons (significant to the region)

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    lmfao at Mormons....would they come out in white dress shirts and black ties?

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    Mormons? Really? That's horrific.

    AY THE MOROMS ARE COMIN TO TOWN AND THEY'RE ON A 5 GAME WINNING STREAK HIDE YOUR WIVES

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    Default Re: Worst NBA team names and what you would change them to

    Charlotte Hornets
    New Orleans Jazz
    Utah Mounties

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    Default Re: Worst NBA team names and what you would change them to

    Quote Originally Posted by moe94
    Mormons? Really? That's horrific.

    AY THE MOROMS ARE COMIN TO TOWN AND THEY'RE ON A 5 GAME WINNING STREAK HIDE YOUR WIVES
    STORMIN MORMONS!

    Charlotte Hornets was one I always pushed for. Glad it's coming back. New Orleans Jazz should follow suit but it's not going to happen with the Pelicans change.

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    Default Re: Worst NBA team names and what you would change them to

    Quote Originally Posted by MightyWhitey
    Pelicans
    Wizards
    Bobcats
    Jazz


    This is what I would name these fakkit teams:

    New Orleans Jazz (birthplace of Jazz is actually in NOLA)
    Washington Bullets (name prior much better)
    Charlotte Hornets (the nickname of the city is 'the Hornets nest')
    Utah Mormons (significant to the region)
    Most of them are kind of lame to be honest. We could use more badass names from mythology or whatever other source, real animal names are boring IMO. You even have the case of the Phoenix Suns were the town name is more badass than the team's name

    I agree on New Orleans Jazz, that should be a priority, especially now that the Hornets are back.

    The Thunder name sucks too. Losing the Sonics for that crap was embarrassing.

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    Grizzlies because there aren't any ****ing grizzly bears in Memphis.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fiasco
    Grizzlies because there aren't any ****ing grizzly bears in Memphis.
    This too.

    I guess I've just gotten used to that one over the years moreso than the others.

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    Miami Colluders

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    Default Re: Worst NBA team names and what you would change them to

    Quote Originally Posted by selrahc
    Miami Colluders

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    Default Re: Worst NBA team names and what you would change them to

    Quote Originally Posted by Fiasco
    Grizzlies because there aren't any ****ing grizzly bears in Memphis.
    Tell that to the Lakers then...

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    Default Re: Worst NBA team names and what you would change them to

    Quote Originally Posted by Basketbolero
    Tell that to the Lakers then...
    They came from Minneapolis originally come on now

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    Default Re: Worst NBA team names and what you would change them to

    The Lakers doesn't really fit Los Angeles. I'm thinking the LA Hollywooders

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    Quote Originally Posted by 20Four
    They came from Minneapolis originally come on now
    Because it was always Memphis Grizzlies.

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    The Utah Magic Underwear.

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