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    ... on a leash ArbitraryWater's Avatar
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    Default Re: Annoying kids calling me dad on the court

    Quote Originally Posted by Straight_Ballin
    This continues to happen.


    Still Ballin in 2018: This is still a problem.

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    Default Re: Annoying kids calling me dad on the court

    Lmfao embrace it. In my park we had a ton of respect for the old heads, we were varsity, jv guys and these dudes were scoring on us literally every play.

    Now if they clowning yo ass cause you wack then I can see how you feel

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    Default Re: Annoying kids calling me dad on the court

    It makes it so much sweeter when you school them after receiving that nickname. I recently had a kid getting on his brother because I was showing him up. The younger brother comes over and points to me saying "how can you let someone like him school you, look at his belly compared to you." Obviously I wasn't thrilled about the comment, but the kid was right I was bigger and in worse shape than the other. But I laughed it off and continued to play hard against both boy mainly out of spite.

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    Default Re: Annoying kids calling me dad on the court

    Ahahahahahahahahaha. Yes, embrace it, sir. Go along with it. Crack a joke like: "Your bedtime is at 7." Something like that, I don't know. haha

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    Default Re: Annoying kids calling me dad on the court

    Quote Originally Posted by Straight_Ballin
    This continues to happen.



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    Default Re: Annoying kids calling me dad on the court

    Give them the "don't let an old man beat you" treatment

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    Default Re: Annoying kids calling me dad on the court

    Quote Originally Posted by bdreason
    Any number of 'your mama' jokes seem appropriate in this situation.
    I thought I was the only one who thought it was that obvious.

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    Default Re: Annoying kids calling me dad on the court

    Quote Originally Posted by Straight_Ballin
    It doesn't help that the older guys raise questions like "oh, that skinny little Asian kid your kid? (I'm not Asian) "Is he on the school team?" and shit like that.
    This is the funniest part. You'd expect it to be some routine fatherless black kid but instead it's an Asian kid.

    What kind of Asian kid grew up without a father?

    [COLOR="White"]Oh, shit. I did. Pops left me and mama when I was 8. :cries[/COLOR]

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    Default Re: Annoying kids calling me dad on the court

    So, you gonna adopt one of those little bastards or what?

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    Default Re: Annoying kids calling me dad on the court

    Quote Originally Posted by $LakerGold
    Ahahahahahahahahaha. Yes, embrace it, sir. Go along with it. Crack a joke like: "Your bedtime is at 7." Something like that, I don't know. haha
    I like this. If you got the last bucket, instead of yelling game time, yell bed time. That'll get the young blood to stfu.

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    Default Re: Annoying kids calling me dad on the court

    it's a gay come on line.

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    Default Re: Annoying kids calling me dad on the court

    Quit being an asshole dead beat and take care of your damn kids.

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    Default Re: Annoying kids calling me dad on the court



    this thread


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    Default Re: Annoying kids calling me dad on the court

    I'm only 25 and the 14-20 year olds call me pops and old man

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    Default Re: Annoying kids calling me dad on the court

    I'm only 12 and the 8-10 year olds call me pops and old man

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