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    Default Re: Annoying kids calling me dad on the court

    Quote Originally Posted by ImmortalNemesis
    I'm only 12 and the 8-10 year olds call me pops and old man
    I'm only 9 and the toddlers call me a grown up.

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    Default Re: Annoying kids calling me dad on the court



    I keep imagining OP getting pissed af, IM NOT YOUR DAD!! STOP CALLING ME DAD, SOMEONE MIGHT TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY AND THEN WHAT?!?!?



    Chill out pops, really not that big of a deal. There is no ending it as you have allowed it to go on for far too long, you could of ended this easily in the beginning. Kid says that you're his father, you kindly explain to him although you sleep in the same bedroom as his mom, you are not the biological father. But because it has been going on for years, embrace it and make it funny in a less insulting way. Or, and this one is far fetched...maybe try a different court?

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    OP loves making up stories.

    You don't even know how to play basketball. You are just an old stiff who loves to lie in this forum.

    You should change your name to Straight bull$hit. And get Jordan's 53 yrs.old dick out of your Butt. You are a disgusting pile of horse $hit.
    Last edited by Lebron23; 09-22-2015 at 01:48 PM.

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    There's a "pops" at every park probably. It either comes from someone bringing along his son and everyone picks up on calling him that, or he's just an older man. We got a pops at our park, his son is pretty good and so is he. Think Jason Kidd smarts without the height or athleticism (yes Kidd had some lol).

    Embrace it, because he has.

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    Default Re: Annoying kids calling me dad on the court

    Let's be honest, everyone remembers that older guy coming down to play ball.



    I always looked up to them when I was growing up as a kid, even though realistically he was probably slow and not as skilled as he once was.
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    Default Re: Annoying kids calling me dad on the court

    This is nothing compared to the annoying dads calling me kid on the court.

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    True back in the day there was this 50 yr old white guy exactly 6'0 and he used to give everybody the business. I cringe thinking how elite he was back in his prime because this dude had complete offensive game

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    Default Re: Annoying kids calling me dad on the court

    Quote Originally Posted by Lebron23
    OP loves making up stories.

    You don't even know how to play basketball. You are just an old stiff who loves to lie in this forum.

    You should change your name to Straight bull$hit. And get Jordan's 53 yrs.old dick out of your Butt. You are a disgusting pile of horse $hit.
    You really are worthless little shit who knows nothing.

    Go cry some more about 2/6.

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    Default Re: Annoying kids calling me dad on the court

    Quote Originally Posted by Lebron23
    OP loves making up stories.

    You don't even know how to play basketball. You are just an old stiff who loves to lie in this forum.

    You should change your name to Straight bull$hit. And get Jordan's 53 yrs.old dick out of your Butt. You are a disgusting pile of horse $hit.

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    Default Re: Annoying kids calling me dad on the court

    I remember seeing a dude like that playing pickup at my school gym. He was matched up against one of my friends, and even though he had next to no speed/athleticism left, his repertoire of post moves was insane.

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    Default Re: Annoying kids calling me dad on the court

    Quote Originally Posted by Straight_Ballin
    You really are worthless little shit who knows nothing.

    Go cry some more about 2/6.
    Yarp.

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    Default Re: Annoying kids calling me dad on the court

    I had the opposite problem when I was a kid, this older man used to come down to the park and call me son and try to take me home with him. I guess I was a handsome child.

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    Default Re: Annoying kids calling me dad on the court

    I went to play ball today. I asked some people to guess my age. One said 18. And then since I made it seem they were way off, they then guessed 25. Told them I was 22.

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