Things you believed when you were a kid

[Im so nba'd out]

I believed some stupid things, but OP was a child retard.

future

[rufuspaul]

I thought my dad was superman. Then I realized he was just a man


























who wore a cape.

[Im so nba'd out]

I use to think if i left my tv on when i went outside it would help the ratings for that tv show....

I use to think you would die if you drunk rubbing alcohol

I use to think my toys would come alive when no 1 was home

Dont judge me

[Done_And_Done]

That if you smashed your TV screen, colourful water would pour out...

[Marlo_Stanfield]

that i could fly one day if i trained enough because i watched Dragonball all the time
didnt work out

[ArbitraryWater]

damn i dont know what i thought... guess im still a kid.

[ArbitraryWater]

that i could fly one day if i trained enough because i watched Dragonball all the time
didnt work out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XH-IsCA5hyo

[Done_And_Done]

damn i dont know what i thought... guess im still a kid.

That you'd make a profitable career out of your exceptional singing talents?

Sorry Arb.... Had to

[steve franchise]

I had the same teacher 3 years straight. 2nd, 3rd and 4th grade. I don't know if I was a stupid f*cking kid or what but I believed everything this guy told me. Thanks to this pathological liar I believed the following as a kid:

Eating the bottom tip of a banana will make your head explode.

Mountains were man-made, and that gave me the impression that I could start building my own mountain if I wanted to. Never actually tried though.

If you swallow a watermelon seed it will grow inside your stomach.

This one is pretty funny. I knew 'Cops' was a real show. I didnt know about the show X-files. Unfortunately for me one night I watched what I realize now was a crossover episode of Cops and x-files. Freddy Krueger was featured in that episode. He kills two cops and the sketch artist. I don't remember the exact details, but I remember the episode being shot real time, documentary style and everything. Seemed pretty real to me.

So for a prolonged period of time, I really thought Freddy Krueger was real. I was scared shitless. Don't think I slept that night.

[ArbitraryWater]

That you'd make a profitable career out of your exceptional singing talents?

Sorry Arb.... Had to

lol.. never pass up the opportunity of a joke

[AlphaWolf24]

If I pushed a large large wagon wheel around for 10 years.....I could look like Conan the Barbarian.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e43RPVFINPs

[nightprowler10]

That Tom and Jerry would look like an actual live cat and mouse if they stopped using a special camera to make them look cartoonish.

[russwest0]

that my mum disappeared forever whenever she played "peek-a-boo"