Why is having a cup of coffee such a big deal?

[BrainDead]

I jerk off in the shower every morning to get me going

I get the whole idea of jerking off in the shower, but I need some visual stimulation. With all this free porn online, I wouldn't be caught dead jerking without watching some kind of porn.

[D-Rose]

What are the health benefits? And does it make you jittery like some of the energy products?

via mayo clinic

Studies have shown that coffee may have health benefits, including protecting against Parkinson's disease, type 2 diabetes and liver disease, including liver cancer. It also appears to improve cognitive function and decrease the risk of depression.

http://www.mayoclinic.org/healthy-li...h/faq-20058339

Also, energy drinks/products are HORRIBLE for you. There is literally no worthwhile benefit to them...the chemicals in there are terrible for you.

[BrainDead]

I like a cup with breakfast, and sometimes after dinner.

What does it do for you? Someone said it gets you going.....what exactly does that mean? Gets you going

[BrainDead]

We're talking about coffee man, not heroin. I'd recommend going to a coffee shop and trying something exotic and see how you like it. This place I like has banana in it. Yummy.

I guess you have a point. It just seems like people fiend for it like it's heroine.

[DeuceWallaces]

What does it do for you? Someone said it gets you going.....what exactly does that mean? Gets you going

You understand how caffeine works? It's pretty straightforward. You'd think after reading this that you were talking about a couple lines to start your day.

[Swaggin916]

Naw man, the last thing I want to be addicted to is coffee. These people at work act so strange when they don't drink any and I have to listen to them bitch and moan about it all day.

Agreed. It's funny because it's socially acceptable to for people to complain about this yet it's the exact same thing as complaining about the lack of any other substance... damn didn't snort my line before I came back from lunch so I'm dragging... same damn thing.

That being said, if you are reliant on caffeine... trying to do something you already don't like to do with no energy sucks.

[DeuceWallaces]

Uh, doing a line and having a cup of coffee are no where near the same thing.

[johndeeregreen]

It doesn't help that people cram in a shitload of sugar and cream. That shit is not good for ya. Newsflash: if you don't like your coffee black, then you don't like coffee.

[ballup]

via mayo clinic


Also, energy drinks/products are HORRIBLE for you. There is literally no worthwhile benefit to them...the chemicals in there are terrible for you.

They do give you a boost in critical times of drowsiness. That's all they should be used for, not a regular thing.

Newsflash: if you don't like your coffee black, then you don't like coffee.

[BasedTom]

I get the whole idea of jerking off in the shower, but I need some visual stimulation. With all this free porn online, I wouldn't be caught dead jerking without watching some kind of porn.

You can't use your imagination?

And being caught dead jerking off would be pretty weird regardless of if you were watching porn or not.

[KevinNYC]

I don't need to drink coffee like some Americans who are brainwashed into thinking they can't function their day without it.

Yeah, Americans are only folks who drink coffee.

[KevinNYC]

The top 10 coffee drinking countries

1 Finland
2 Norway
3 Iceland
4 Denmark
5 Netherlands
6 Sweden
7 Switzerland
8 Belgium
9 Canada
10 Bosnia and Herzegovina

[KevinNYC]

It doesn't help that people cram in a shitload of sugar and cream. That shit is not good for ya. Newsflash: if you don't like your coffee black, then you don't like coffee.

There are folks who swear by this recipe

Brew 1 cup (8 oz.)
Add in 1-2 tablespoons medium-chain-triglyciride oil
Add 1-2 tablespoons grass-fed, unsalted butter or ghee
Mix it all in a blender for 20-30 seconds until it is frothy like a foamy latte

[D-Rose]

coffee for fvks who have shitty lives that don't afford them enough time to sleep

What exactly do you do for a living, again?

[Bcogswell]

coffee for fvks who have shitty lives that don't afford them enough time to sleep