Share your morning Ritual

[Im so nba'd out]

I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.

[Akrazotile]

I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.

You ever waffle stomp in the shower broh?

[FKAri]

That's funny you said that because I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.

[Cactus-Sack]

When I wake up, first thing I do is make a strong, black, cu of coffee, then me and 50 other dudes gang-bang op's mother.


Best way to start the day.

[Done_And_Done]

Floss my asshole and then go to work

[Cactus-Sack]

Floss my asshole and then go to work

[East_Stone_Ya]

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

1 l of water, count mah blessings, ice cold shower, quick review of what tasks, tell everyone good morning in my home start off with a joke or something, weights + cardio, meditation, dresss ---> work/school

yeah im fukking boring.

oh well.

better than coffee cigarettes painful bathroom xp and grumpy mood hungover heh

[BrainDead]

Take a shit and I always bring the laptop in the bathroom with me.

[Cactus-Sack]

1 l of water, count mah blessings, ice cold shower, quick review of what tasks, tell everyone good morning in my home start off with a joke or something, weights + cardio, meditation, dresss ---> work/school

yeah im fukking boring.

oh well.

better than coffee cigarettes painful bathroom xp and grumpy mood hungover heh

That's the only stuff that makes waking up worth it.

[DonD13]

1 l of water, count mah blessings, ice cold shower, quick review of what tasks, tell everyone good morning in my home start off with a joke or something, weights + cardio, meditation, dresss ---> work/school

yeah im fukking boring.

oh well.

better than coffee cigarettes painful bathroom xp and grumpy mood hungover heh

u sick

[KyleKong]

Realize I'm 10 minutes late for school or work.

[Johnny Jones]

Yeet

[Shade8780]

Get breakfast and go on my laptop all morning because it's ****ing summer.

[CeltsGarlic]

1 l of water, count mah blessings, ice cold shower, quick review of what tasks, tell everyone good morning in my home start off with a joke or something, weights + cardio, meditation, dresss ---> work/school

yeah im fukking boring.

oh well.

better than coffee cigarettes painful bathroom xp and grumpy mood hungover heh

Mamma did good!