Share your morning Ritual

[Breezy]

Get out of bed. Put pin to paper and start writing raps the thug life.

Use the mouth of the gay transient that I ****ed last night as my own personal toilet

Shower.

Do a couple lines, grab my european men's carry-all and leave the hotel.

[NZStreetBaller]

I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.

man can't top this shit haha this is boss as hell. im gonna steal it and tell all my real life friends that this is what i do. thank you random stranger

[glidedrxlr22]

The 3 S's = shave+shower+shit

[BrainDead]

The 3 S's = shave+shower+shit

I rather shit, shave, then shower

[russwest0]

fap, jizz on stomach, shower, browse ISH for an hour or two, play some xbox for a few hours, relax for a few hours, fap, watch some youtube videos, fap, browse educational shit online, fap, contemplate working out, fap then nap

[nightprowler10]

My morning ritual:

ohshitohshitohshitohshitohshitrushrushrushrushrush

[FatComputerNerd]

1-wake up

2-let first dog out

3-pee

4-start coffee

5-smoke a cig (I know...I need to quit)

6-let second dog out

7-Have coffee and another cig

8-poop (and shave if needed)

9-shower/dress (ALWAYS POOP FIRST!!!)

10-head out...


-I usually try to remember to do some pushups and.or pullups in between steps 8 and 9.