I just found out i'm going to be a dad!

[red1]

congrats

[Shade8780]

Repped. Name the baby after me

[Shade8780]

those of you who have had prego sex.... what's that like? everyone seems to loves it or is repulsed by it

If you have a dick over 3 inches, you end up ****ing your baby too. Sucks.

[DukeDelonte13]

A unreasonable bitch, mood swings, fat, horrible mornings, acne, overly horny gf/wife

After childbirth, no sleep, no sex and suicide thoughts


Condom.

i heard it's akin to your wife being on her period for 9 months

Oh well. Nothing worth it is easy i guess

[East_Stone_Ya]

congratz and btw you will have less free time now

[Bandito]

Op's not a f[COLOR="Black"]a[/COLOR]ggot?


Congrats on the news anyways...

[Draz]

Congrats

[BlazerRed]

Congrats OP!

I really don't envy you though.. not now anyway

[JebronLames]

Condolences

[GOBB]

Congrats dude, fatherhood changes many. I see it with my friends.

[Bless Mathews]

So excited!

Dads on ISH, what should i expect? any advice?

Congrats.

First thing first.


Thank god you ain't the one pregnant. Thank god everyday you don't gotta go through it. Treat your girl right. A happy mom will make a happy healthy baby. Remember she is going thru it and will be extra crazy.

Then most important.


Fucc all this politically correct shit.

You gotta let your baby cry it out. You can't baby them so much. It starts from the cradle. They will learn they act out they will get what they want and will be little brats that don't listen. Trust me. I did it right. All my kids are well behaved. I'm a felon. Addict. My brother , complete opposite. So his wife. 800 credit. College graduates. Babied their kid, didn't let em cry it out.. Let him sleep with him. Etc.

Kid is 5 now and is the biggest shit ever. Throws toys at my kid. Hits pours out soda. Just a fuccin shit.

Time out in a chair don't work.


Bit it starts from the cradle g. Let em cry it out. They will fall asleep. Of course if it goes on for more than 5 minutes. Check on the niggah.

My two cents.

[Applause]

[Meticode]

You won't forget the moment when you first lay eyes on your first child. I can tell you that much. It's a magical, peaceful feeling. Very euphoric. Also, you're going to grow up quite a lot. Your existence is all for your child. My daughter wasn't planned, but I wouldn't change anything about her coming into this world. Cherish it.

[Josh]

Congrats dude, fatherhood changes many. I see it with my friends.

It's cool man. Pretty soon they'll be letting gay men openly adopt children so you wont have to use your friends as a medium into fatherhood any longer.

[Bless Mathews]

Word to meticode.

It is the best thing ever.

Times a ka billion

You have no idea what love is until you have a child.