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    Free the banned users. stalkerforlife's Avatar
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    Default I hate getting an erection for no reason...

    Right now, I have an erection. I am not horny. I am not looking at girls. WTF, man?! I am hard as a rock and there is no reason for it. It actually hurts. I remember getting them back in school and having to tuck it a certain way, in hopes people didn't notice.

    This is BS.

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    Default Re: I hate getting an erection for no reason...

    I remember my first beer

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    Default Re: I hate getting an erection for no reason...

    Quote Originally Posted by JohnFreeman
    I remember my first beer
    Great movie.

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    Default Re: I hate getting an erection for no reason...

    I never have a useless erection because I get sucked on command.

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    Default Re: I hate getting an erection for no reason...

    Quote Originally Posted by macmac
    I never have a useless erection because I get sucked on command.
    Having some guys on call is a luxury not a privilege.

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    Default Re: I hate getting an erection for no reason...

    Morning wood is the worst. Especially when you need to pee

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    Default Re: I hate getting an erection for no reason...

    Quote Originally Posted by stalkerforlife
    I hate getting an erection for no reason...
    just slice it off. it will grow back.

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    Default Re: I hate getting an erection for no reason...

    Quote Originally Posted by gigantes
    just slice it off. it will grow back.
    Really 0.o


    I google it but never found proof of it.

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    Default Re: I hate getting an erection for no reason...

    this is probably sharing too much information

    but I've learned to just fold it upwards, let the pants put a little bit of pressure on it. and usually the blood flow goes away.

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    Default Re: I hate getting an erection for no reason...

    Quote Originally Posted by Bandito
    Really 0.o


    I google it but never found proof of it.
    on that note, i decided to share

    http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/sho...d.php?t=348479

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