Do you put lotion on your Ding-a-Ling after you shower?

[GimmeThat]

I have yet to find a reason for a Caveman like me to put lotion on my ding-a-ling, even after I shower

[Nanners]

Captain Chin-strap shaves his pubes with multiple razors every 3 to 4 days. Let that sink in boys.

i laughed audibly at this

[Lamar Doom]

Shower at least once per day. I think letting go every other day inhibits bacteria and sweat to fester too much.

The biggest help I found over the years is shave in the morning right when you have wood. The tight skin is so much easier to shave (especially the scrotum), and at least give yourself 2-3 minutes in the warm shower before doing so, so the hairs get moist and soften up.

First time I've ever laughed and puked at the same time. Good advice though, you don't want to inhibit that pubic bacteria. Hashtag science.

[dunksby]

Yes, actually two razors. I use a Gilette Power ProGlide, then I'll use a regular single blade afterwards for any spare hairs or detailing so to say.

I use an electric shaver every few months but damn you have a system going on there

[Nanners]

First time I've ever laughed and puked at the same time. Good advice though, you don't want to inhibit that pubic bacteria. Hashtag science.

thats a picture of metichode? he looks identical to legend of josh.

real nice ****ing pencil beard. i wonder how many razors this guy owns.

[PHX_Phan]

Captain Chin-strap shaves his pubes with multiple razors every 3 to 4 days. Let that sink in boys.

And no to putting lotion on my dick.

[Meticode]

HaHa, thanks for the laugh Lamar!

[Meticode]

real nice ****ing pencil beard. i wonder how many razors this guy owns.

Just three, disposals, one for shower, one for face.

thats a picture of metichode? he looks identical to legend of josh.

I think out of all the negative comments this bugged me the most.

[~primetime~]

I just came in here to say "ding-a-ling"

ding-a-ling





okay, that's all...later

[Godzuki]

baby powder

dries it out with fresh scent after shower

used to use shower to shower but baby powder doesn't clump like that

[Rameek]

Everyday...



If there is a special occassion I will use something like this....

[Rameek]

I use a small hair trimmer clippers and then the cheap single or double blades. This minimizes burns, razor bumps, and uncomfortable regrowth.

[BrainDead]

pm me

Why?

[SupermanOnSteroids]

Why?

you really are brain dead.

[Meticode]

Why?

He's desperate for women to touch his ding-a-ling. Duh...