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    Unhappy I am downright amazed at....

    why I can't ever seem to get laid ISH....

    I don't want to show too much here on ISH because you guys are some fukking creeps but here's an example of my skin tone, and roughly my body composition for an example...

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    I'm not in bad shape ISH.... I'm not black... I don't have any baggage... I'm attending college with a 3.5 GPA and about to be a junior... I have a job.... I'm hilarious (right?) with a good personality....

    is it because I'm in the red on ISH? Do some of you guys with a lot of green bars get laid ever? I'm just curious....
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    Default Re: I am downright amazed at....

    your ugly ass shirt and the creepy rape room you reside in explains it all.

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    Default Re: I am downright amazed at....

    fukk you guys and fukk this fukking world.....

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    Default Re: I am downright amazed at....

    Kind of looks like you're poor and shop at Goodwill. Two major turn-offs for women. But seriously, just make an effort to talk to more girls. In the end, getting laid is simply a numbers game. Interact with a lot of girls and eventually you will succeed. But seems to me that the problem is that you're putting too much emphasis on having sex as a symbol of social status. Don't put so much pressure on yourself.
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    Default Re: I am downright amazed at....

    I didn't see the photo but I'm sure I read a post by you saying you have oral with your girl

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    Default Re: I am downright amazed at....

    Wear plain clothing. Classic denim jeans, black plain shirt. No logos or symbols.

    You're a man of classic taste now. Be it. OWN it.

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    Default Re: I am downright amazed at....

    Call Alex Chiu.

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    Default Re: I am downright amazed at....

    Yeah maybe the gorgeouspil is what you need.

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    Default Re: I am downright amazed at....

    Quote Originally Posted by Rondooooooooooo
    http://www.alexchiu.com/eternallife/gorgeouspil.htm

    Take this OP and all your problems will be solved
    I mean I am running out of options....

    Thinking of giving Alex a call....

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    Default Re: I am downright amazed at....

    OP we need photos of your handsome face first

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    Default Re: I am downright amazed at....

    hats go a long way - keep it off your face , and be 'happy .. happy ..happy

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    Default Re: I am downright amazed at....

    wheres the pic?

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    Default Re: I am downright amazed at....

    Quote Originally Posted by Lebron23
    Call Alex Chiu.
    who is alex chiu?

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    someday I know someone will look me in the eyes and say "fukk me" but until that day comes I shall suffer ISH.....

    it just sucks because all the other people are getting laid and having such fun, I wish it could happen to me

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    Do you by chance own a black BMW OP?

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