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    4 ring - 4 FMVP - 4MVP J Shuttlesworth's Avatar
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    Thumbs down I think I missed a chance to get laid easily today

    Damn. I messaged this chick on Tinder last night, she didn't respond. I had plans today to go to the Wild Animal Park w/ some friends and we got there around 11 (Wild animal park is basically the zoo). Around 11:30 AM, I get a message from this chick saying "Drinks?" and I wasn't able to respond to it because I was busy at the zoo. I tried responding to her a couple hours ago seeing if she wants to meet tonight, but no response

    Maybe she'll message me, but damn. "Drinks?" on Tinder is pretty much asking "Sex?"

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    Default Re: I think I missed a chance to get laid easily today

    Quote Originally Posted by J Shuttlesworth
    Damn. I messaged this chick on Tinder last night, she didn't respond. I had plans today to go to the Wild Animal Park w/ some friends and we got there around 11 (Wild animal park is basically the zoo). Around 11:30 AM, I get a message from this chick saying "Drinks?" and I wasn't able to respond to it because I was busy at the zoo. I tried responding to her a couple hours ago seeing if she wants to meet tonight, but no response

    Maybe she'll message me, but damn. "Drinks?" on Tinder is pretty much asking "Sex?"
    Yeah you lost pus[COLOR="Black"]sy[/COLOR] today. It happens though, luckily you might get another chance.

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    4 ring - 4 FMVP - 4MVP J Shuttlesworth's Avatar
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    Default Re: I think I missed a chance to get laid easily today

    Quote Originally Posted by Bandito
    Yeah you lost pus[COLOR="Black"]sy[/COLOR] today. It happens though, luckily you might get another chance.
    I'm not too worried. I've got a date with a cute Indian chick this week, so we'll see what happens with that.

    It just feels bad to know that you had some girl opening her toddler tunnel for you, and you happened to be at the ****ing zoo

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    Default Re: I think I missed a chance to get laid easily today

    Quote Originally Posted by J Shuttlesworth
    I'm not too worried. I've got a date with a cute Indian chick this week, so we'll see what happens with that.

    It just feels bad to know that you had some girl opening her toddler tunnel for you, and you happened to be at the ****ing zoo

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    Default Re: I think I missed a chance to get laid easily today

    been there. not on tinder but in general. the chance will rise again...atleast thats what i tell my dumbass self

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    Default Re: I think I missed a chance to get laid easily today

    Quote Originally Posted by J Shuttlesworth
    I'm not too worried. I've got a date with a cute Indian chick this week, so we'll see what happens with that.

    It just feels bad to know that you had some girl opening her toddler tunnel for you, and you happened to be at the ****ing zoo

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    Default Re: I think I missed a chance to get laid easily today

    Quote Originally Posted by iTare

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    Default Re: I think I missed a chance to get laid easily today

    Quote Originally Posted by Rondooooooooooo
    Yea bro, drinks means she wants to drink yo d1ck. She prolly sent it to another guy and he responded to her, then proceed to **** her brains out lol
    This. OP couldn't answer because he was at the zoo. She couldn't answer back because she was getting ****ed like an animal.

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    Default Re: I think I missed a chance to get laid easily today

    Quote Originally Posted by Rondooooooooooo
    Yea bro, drinks means she wants to drink yo d1ck. She prolly sent it to another guy and he responded to her, then proceed to **** her brains out lol
    Pretty much this. She's probably in some bathroom of a barn trying to washout the taste of some random dude's sperm which could have been your sperm if you didn't go to the ****ing zoo

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    Default Re: I think I missed a chance to get laid easily today

    What's Tinder?

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    Default Re: I think I missed a chance to get laid easily today

    what kind of man goes to the zoo?

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    Default Re: I think I missed a chance to get laid easily today

    Quote Originally Posted by iTare

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    Default Re: I think I missed a chance to get laid easily today

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    What's so funny?



    Last edited by Ca$H; 08-11-2014 at 12:02 AM.

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    Default Re: I think I missed a chance to get laid easily today

    Quote Originally Posted by Ca$H
    What's so funny?




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    Default Re: I think I missed a chance to get laid easily today

    Same shit happened to me. Feels bad, man.

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