@Godzuki, that's true for my girl's car, but my car takes synthetic oil, so the oil change ends up costing between $60-$80.
@Meticode, thanks for the walkthrough, but I'm one of those typical American idiots who need pics and/or video for help. Reading directions isn't good enough for my dumbass.
@Rondooooo, worry not, me bretha. I no make no mistake like dat.
@Everyone else, thanks for the encouragement. I'll attempt it on my next day off.
You know what's some shit, though? My motorcycle, car & girl's car all need oil changes at the same motherfudging time!
That's my life. Garbage.