My wife wants to get back together

[Tarik One]

This is fake.

Yes it is

Although women do indeed believe it's entirely up to them to decide on whether BOTH of you will get back together. As if you're waiting by the phone like a second place sucker.

[niko]

This is lacking in the "oomph" department. I want some more sex and maybe some violence in the story.

[RoseCity07]

The divorce isn't final until recess is over. I've been there bro. Playground relationships are serious.

[ZeN]

hit it one more time and then drop the bitch

This...

Should have been...

End Thread/

[GimmeThat]

"And if we only die once, I wanna die with you" - One Republic