Happy Birthday Chuck Norris

[moaz]

I remember when the Chuck Norris facts have begun to circulate, some coworkers and me used to try inventing some at the end of work everyday for about 3 months .

Here is an arbitrary list of the best 50 (http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/chuc...s-top-50-facts

[LIST=1][*]When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris[*]Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic[*]There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.[*]Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.[*]If you rate this 5 roundhouse kicks, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass. [*]Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.[*]Some magicians can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.[*]Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.[*]Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.[*]Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.[*]Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.[*]Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it[*]Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.[*]Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter[*]Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience[*]Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.[*]When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.[*]Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.[*]Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.[*]Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.[*]Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone. [*]Chuck Norris once got bit by a rattle snake........ After three days of pain and agony ..................the rattle snake died[*]When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.[*]Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.[*]There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.[*]Chuck Norris doesn

[Horde of Temujin]

Chuck Norris has a birthday any day he wants

[oarabbus]

You know these were originally Vin Diesel facts right

[NZStreetBaller]

Chuck norris killed two stones with one bird lmao

[Done_And_Done]

Chuck norris killed two stones with one bird lmao

Nice lol

[BurningHammer]

[ButterFace]

Man is getting old.

[BurningHammer]

Man is getting old.

He was already old when the meme started. But he does look younger than a man at his age suppose to.