What is "marriage"?

[Akrazotile]

Yes

What about a dad and son?


Dat bond

[DonDadda59]

So, should two men who happen to be brothers be able to marry or not? Yes or no?

Sure, why not?

What about a dad and son?


Dat bond

If you weren't a man, and my father too, I'd buy you a diamond ring and then I'd marry you.

Eh, f*ck it.

[Akrazotile]

Ok, this was pretty good. Don't believe you came up with it yourself though

You think "Adam and Weave" is such a profound and intricate play on words I couldnt possibly have thought it up myself???

I assure you, I did.

[NumberSix]

Sure, why not?



If you weren't a man, and my father too, I'd buy you a diamond ring and then I'd marry you.

Eh, f*ck it.

How about a father and a son?

How about a father and his 2 kids being 3 way married?

[DonDadda59]

How about a father and a son?

How about a father and his 2 kids being 3 way married?

Kinky as f*ck. I like it. But why stop there? Let the family pets get in on the action. Man has dominion over beasts. Fifty shades of dominion.

[NumberSix]

Should black criminals be able to marry white cops?

[Akrazotile]

Sure, why not?



If you weren't a man, and my father too, I'd buy you a diamond ring and then I'd marry you.

Eh, f*ck it.

[Draz]

Draz with that 1979 stand up material

[NumberSix]

Doesn't it seem like the easiest and most sensible approach is that the government shouldn't be involved in marriage at all?

[Draz]

Now that you bring it up, why the **** does government care about who we want to spend our lives with? Dam. To think of it in that way, it's such a fcked up situation I'm glad I'm not a cocksckng fgt. They shit would piss me off.

[DonDadda59]

Should black criminals be able to marry white cops?

I don't know about marriage but I've seen some damn good pornos that start with that premise. Damn good.

Doesn't it seem like the easiest and most sensible approach is that the government shouldn't be involved in marriage at all?

Don't tread on me... trying to marry my brother?

[Dresta]

Since when has marriage been dependent on procreation/ability to procreate?

And pretty sure it's expressly illegal to marry a sibling in the U.S. (don't know the legal particulars). But it happens in some tribal societies, particularly in the middle east. And traditional marriage in Egypt AKA the birth place of Moses, Mr. 10 commandments himself, was considered a holy union between members of the royal family.

Since forever: it was a union of unwavering commitment, duty and responsibility, made for the sake of one's progeny more than anything else (i.e. doing what's best to preserve one's heritage, history, family). But history now dies with the Grandfather, and people have no roots.

That is as it has been defined for thousands of years. In fact, marriage only became about 'love' at all very recently, since the advent of democracy. Before then it was about much more, and was far more sensibly envisaged (see the absurdly high divorce rates which show marriage has become little more than another trivial piece of self-indulgence); now marriage is founded on an idiosyncrasy (love), and so it can only slowly die out.

[warriorfan]

only marry if your lady makes more dough than you

[pauk]

Not in the way you think.

Solomon....





Wilt doe?