Dwight: "I'm Still A Champion."

[Eric Cartman]

If I was a professional athele, I'd have a strict no social media policy when groupie bitches came along.

F*ck my nikka too difficult to f*ck them hoes without them instagraming or twittering that bullsh*t?

[sportjames23]

A 16 year old girl that goes by the name of Deborah (Debbie) took to Twitter today to put Dwight Howard on blast, claiming to have had some type of romantic involvement with the NBA star. She claims the two conversed via text and he even flew her out a few times, calling her his "Princess"

[SwayDizzle]

when i first read those texts of Dwight and that 16 year old, I thought it was the chick that started the convo

[AirFederer]

Dwight spot on again

[Eric Cartman]

Dwight spot on again

Can't run away forever:

[KembaWalker]

Dwight my man, where did it all go wrong

[disel]

division and conference championships were pretty much because harden especially division where harden carried dem despite all trhose injuries.

[Xoush]

when i first read those texts of Dwight and that 16 year old, I thought it was the chick that started the convo

so much this ^

[ILLsmak]

I don't think he means it literally, more like a champion in life.

There are so many words in English; he chose the wrong one. It's like he eats Wheaties or something.

He didn't need to say champion. He could have said winner... or content.

Champion is something that is very clearly defined by NBA standards. Dwight is not one. Bad quote.

Great player/successful player does not equal champion. If he had said that, again, it wouldn't have been bad.

That's why dudes are always crying when they win because they know how hard it is. How it really, no matter how good you are, has to do with more factors than you can control.

Poor Dwight.

Edit: also

If I was a professional athele, I'd have a strict no social media policy when groupie bitches came along.

F*ck my nikka too difficult to f*ck them hoes without them instagraming or twittering that bullsh*t?

No groupie is hot enough. All groupie shit ends with a girl posting your shit online, bet. You gotta stay with peers or people who are trustworthy. It's so easy to just stop talking to a girl, too, if they are being a bitch. No reason to get all emo. Dwight didn't grow up online like some of us did; he would know what's up with all of the ins and outs.

-Smak

[ScarSymmetry]

He is richer than 99.9999 percent of people on earth, 6 foot 9, good looking, big dick... yes he is a champion.

You are certified Zeta male.

[fiddy]

Can't run away forever:

I will never forget his goofy smile while running around like a girl.

[YouGotServed]

Alpha. Clutch City stays winning.

[fiddy]

Alpha. Clutch City stays winning.

GSW beat the Rocks 7-1 in 7 months. Suck a d you fat turd.

[YouGotServed]

GSW beat the Rocks 7-1 in 7 months. Suck a d you fat turd.

I'm sorry, I don't speak Eastern European trash. Come again in American.

[fiddy]

I'm sorry, I don't speak Eastern European trash. Come again in American.

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