Jews and Muslims can be friends

[Nick Young]

Jews and Muslims have several similarities:
They both think Moses is a cool brah
They both like deserts
They both like hummus and falafel
They both like haggling for cheap bargains
They both like helping people with charity
They both like the Old Testament
They both hate pork


I am going to propose a radical proposal.

Jews and Muslims can be friends.




The Hebrew word for peace is Shalom.

The Arabic word for peace is Salaam.

سلام

שָׁלוֹם

[poido123]

The silence is deafening


Anyone?

[CeltsGarlic]

and refugees are just unfortunate people

[Akrazotile]

Islam basically just ripped off 90% of the concepts of Judaism anyway and just gave the practices Arab names. Christianity originates from Judaism but at least they developed their own cultural distinctiveness. Muhammed basically just copied what Jews were doing, called it Islam, and added some stuff about murdering infidels.

[BoogieWoogieMan]

I'm proud of ya, my Chelsea brotha.

[BlakFrankWhite]

Some positive ish for once

[Nick Young]

The powah of positivity

[Patrick Chewing]

Muslims be silent on ISH.

[Bosnian Sajo]

Muslims be silent on ISH.

He made the thread at 5am, chill give us a minute to view the damn thing first. I don't have any input because OP goes without having to be said, do you really need people to tell you this pat? Yea, humans and other humans can be friends, go figure.

[imdaman99]

He made the thread at 5am, chill give us a minute to view the damn thing first. I don't have any input because OP goes without having to be said, do you really need people to tell you this pat? Yea, humans and other humans can be friends, go figure.

Right? my best friend was born Jewish.

Pat blows his load too quick, you can tell he's a serial premature ejaculator

[Patrick Chewing]

He made the thread at 5am, chill give us a minute to view the damn thing first. I don't have any input because OP goes without having to be said, do you really need people to tell you this pat? Yea, humans and other humans can be friends, go figure.

And are you one of these humans that has Jewish friends??

[Bosnian Sajo]

And are you one of these humans that has Jewish friends??

I mostly hang out with other Bosnians tbh, although I've got acquaintances that are Jewish at my school, filled with em. Why does that matter Pat, what difference does it make in your life? I'm not gonna ask you the same question because quite frankly, I don't give a damn who your friend is, if you even have one.


That's just like someone asking you (I assume you're whiter than rice) if you have black friends. Usually the prejudice people are the ones who go about with the mentality thinking "hmm, I need some black friends". **** outta here.

[Patrick Chewing]

I mostly hang out with other Bosnians tbh, although I've got acquaintances that are Jewish at my school, filled with em. Why does that matter Pat, what difference does it make in your life? I'm not gonna ask you the same question because quite frankly, I don't give a damn who your friend is, if you even have one.


That's just like someone asking you (I assume you're whiter than rice) if you have black friends. Usually the prejudice people are the ones who go about with the mentality thinking "hmm, I need some black friends". **** outta here.

I'm just making conversation with you. Can't we have a civilized conversation about friendship without roadside IED's going off? Jesus Christ King of the Jews.

And FYI, I'm darker-skinned than you. I have Muslim friends too as well as black friends. I get hit on by black sistas all the time. I can't help my good looks. I keep my Muslim friends close though. I tell them straight up I'll snitch their ass out in a heartbeat. We still have a good time eating at local Kebab establishments.

[Nick Young]

Let's all get a long brahs, regardless of our races and religions. Leave the anger for other threads.

Can't we all just....

[SupermanOnSteroids]

A Muslim with a donkey. You really think that's all the ***** we get? I have a cow too.