Have you ever taken a dump, and walked off without flushing?

[ArbitraryWater]

[Styles p]

Y'all better step your fiber diet game up if it takes you anywhere close to 15 minutes to take a dump.

it doesn't but my boss doesn't know that.

[jongib369]

He somewhat resembled that guy actually. Just less stern, and more soft/pedophily

[UK2K]

If OP is mad Imagine how mad the janitors feel.

It's like three Hispanic women I see during the day. I bet they just hate their job.

And then whoever it is actually sees them walking the halls and what not. and deep down inside, they know, they left a stinky shit for them.

Maybe that's where this all stems from. Like a power trip?

[Draz]

Shits that are 10-17 inches long coiled up like anacondas don't deserve to be flushed.

[West-Side]

yep I've used my feet to flush before

I won't grab the door handles either, gotta kick those open...public urinals are disgusting, I try to get in and out without touching anything at all if that is possible.

Is it really that hard to grab some toilet paper and use it to flush?
I mean you put toilet paper on the toilet seat, and sit your ass down.

But you won't touch the button to flush your piss?

[Rake2204]

One time, someone left a hand-rail sized dookie in the bathroom at a high school I was teaching at. It was comically enormous - like, couldn't not laugh at the thought of it, even as a teacher who was supposed to be acknowledging that someone in that room likely had some kind of real deal, serious digestive issue based off their deposit.

I was trying to do the right thing and not call attention to it, but multiple kids, even the quiet ones who usually never really talked to me, were coming up with this look in their eyes, explaining through poorly veiled hints that a monster was lurking in the men's bathroom.

This particular class was an alternative education environment, so it was its own building with about 30 or so kids in attendance, half of which were guys. So until the custodian was able to make the trip over from the other building, I can almost guarantee those dudes were playing a silent game of Who Done It?, where all 15 males were suspects.

Never found out who it was though. As far as I know, no one died from it, so that's good.

[~primetime~]

Is it really that hard to grab some toilet paper and use it to flush?
I mean you put toilet paper on the toilet seat, and sit your ass down.

But you won't touch the button to flush your piss?

You have an issue with someone using their shoe?