CHOOSE YOUR DREAM LIFE: Where would you rather live?

[Nick Young]

I'm going to add a bonus stipulation to the Buttsecks Athens slave option:



You are so beloved by the elite of Athens that you are constantly showered with gifts like gold. Every meal you eat is absolutely delicious. One particularly rich and well connected nobleman named Gayeus has a particular liking of you.


In exchange for sucking his dick, every two weeks, he sets you up on dates with any chick in Athens that you want. Because the Athens elites like you so much, they always talk about you. You're one of the biggest celebrities in Athens. The hotties all know and talk about you as a legendary stud, so once Gayeus does set you up on dates with the Greek mega hotties-it is pretty much a sure thing you will have a beautiful knight of boinkage with them because they see you as their equivalent of Brad Pitt/Justin Bieber.


ALSO-you will never get sick, until the day you die. If plague strikes Athens, you're immune.

[MMKM]

I'm going to add a bonus stipulation to the Buttsecks Athens slave option:



You are so beloved by the elite of Athens that you are constantly showered with gifts like gold. Every meal you eat is absolutely delicious. One particularly rich and well connected nobleman named Gayeus has a particular liking of you.


In exchange for sucking his dick, every two weeks, he sets you up on dates with any chick in Athens that you want. Because the Athens elites like you so much, they always talk about you. You're one of the biggest celebrities in Athens. The hotties all know and talk about you as a legendary stud, so once Gayeus does set you up on dates with the Greek mega hotties-it is pretty much a sure thing you will have a beautiful knight of boinkage with them because they see you as their equivalent of Brad Pitt/Justin Bieber.


ALSO-you will never get sick, until the day you die. If plague strikes Athens, you're immune.

.....still keeping my game plan

[Segatti]

Now you ruined option 6 op. I want anything of this celebrity bs, just let me be a effeminate slave/*** dumpster.

[Nick Young]

Now you ruined option 6 op. I want anything of this celebrity bs, just let me be a effeminate slave/*** dumpster.

You can choose to ignore the amendment of option 6 if you wish.

[DonDadda59]

I was born and survived in war torn West Africa... Spent time in the Child Army of the rebels

Youse a bitch and a snitch. Not fooling anybody.

One particularly rich and well connected nobleman named Gayeus has a particular liking of you.

Subtle.

[Giaodollo]

Pretty sure you only get medicine from that time period which were pretty shitty so no you won't be fine.

I am an apothecary apprentice, that's even a bigger oppurtunity. No cure, I am an apothecary. MORE MONEY!

[Nick Young]

I am an apothecary apprentice, that's even a bigger oppurtunity. No cure, I am an apothecary. MORE MONEY!

You're also the one on the frontlines sent out to heal the plague victims.


Unless you discover that bread mold is the cure for black death, you will likely die of plague-maybe you'll survive, but it's unlikely.

[GIF REACTION]

Not joking

I spent 5 years in Liberia during the 1st civil war

[Giaodollo]

Subtle.

Right, Gaius would have been fun instead.

This one. Grew up in apartheid era Soweto. Rio Favellas ain't shit. F*ck a city of God, I'm from Rockville b*tch. It'd be nothing.

Least- the Greek butt sechs. No need to explain, yes?

Right on brother, I see why you hate white people, you grew up in apartheid SA. It all makes sense now.

Tbh your hate is justified. On the other hand though, South Africa was a much better place in the apartheid era, spoken as a white man though...

[MMKM]

If I live in the alien zoo how big is my enclosure?

[DonDadda59]

Right, Gaius would have been fun instead.


Right on brother, I see why you hate white people, you grew up in apartheid SA. It all makes sense now.

Tbh your hate is justified. On the other hand though, South Africa was a much better place in the apartheid era, spoken as a white man though...

I love all mankind. I hate no one for who they were born as... only for the douchebag they grew up to be

Not joking

I spent 5 years in Liberia during the 1st civil war

Why?

[Giaodollo]

You're also the one on the frontlines sent out to heal the plague victims.


Unless you discover that bread mold is the cure for black death, you will likely die of plague-maybe you'll survive, but it's unlikely.

do I get financially compensated for a courageous service such as that?

[Nick Young]

Right, Gaius would have been fun instead.

This is the latinized spelling.


The Greek spelling actually is Gayeus IE Perseus, Theseus, Pegasus, etc etc

[Giaodollo]

This is the latinized spelling.


The Greek spelling actually is Gayeus IE Perseus, Theseus, Pegasus, etc etc

Guess I've been reading and watching too much about Roman era.. Thanks for letting me now, sir.

[Nick Young]

do I get financially compensated for a courageous service such as that?

If you're a good apprentice you have a chance to graduate to become a Master, and start your own apothecary, once your Master says your ready.


In theory, if you survive the plague, your reputation will be pretty high.